Baking Sheet Puns

I responded, "Well, I dunno, but if it was a pizza sheet, then I probably threw it away."

Toss in olive oil, lay them out on baking sheet and say, “your mother’s so fat she was sold as a cabbage!”

[OC] pretty proud of this one 🤡

Wife: Honey, can you please spray Pam on the baking sheet for me so I can finish prepping?

Me: I can't do that, honey.

Wife: Why not?

Me: Pam moved out after we sprayed her the last time.

Three Year Old Daughter: Oh, brother...