My wife was asking where the baking sheet for pizzas was...

I responded, "Well, I dunno, but if it was a pizza sheet, then I probably threw it away."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/flumanchu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 16 2018
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My favorite way to roast brussels sprouts:

Toss in olive oil, lay them out on baking sheet and say, โ€œyour motherโ€™s so fat she was sold as a cabbage!โ€

[OC] pretty proud of this one ๐Ÿคก

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Salamimami
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19 2021
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Wife asked me to help with the cooking...

Wife: Honey, can you please spray Pam on the baking sheet for me so I can finish prepping?

Me: I can't do that, honey.

Wife: Why not?

Me: Pam moved out after we sprayed her the last time.

Three Year Old Daughter: Oh, brother...

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/defguysezhuh
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