My wife was asking where the baking sheet for pizzas was...

I responded, "Well, I dunno, but if it was a pizza sheet, then I probably threw it away."

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👤︎ u/flumanchu
📅︎ Apr 16 2018
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Double pun : What did the pizza say to the paper?

"You're a pizza sheet"

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