"The Codfather" caught baiting regulators with his fishy business practices thefern.org/ag_insider/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elle_bee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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My mate used liquorice as bait when he went fishing.

He caught all sorts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My strange friend always baits his hooks with okra when fly fishing...

He's really into podcasting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I tried using an old math book as bait when fishing

Turns out that math wasn’t the best topic for De bait

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlo64
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I used to love fishing with my son.

Oh well !! I have to find something else to use as bait now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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My wife said she's going to leave me if I don't stop with the click bait

You wont believe what happened next!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Dad, how do I catch electric eels?

Dad: Easy - you just throw a click bait into the water

Son: Got it. What's next?

Dad: What happens next will shock you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I went fishing using a speaker as bait.

I thought I was in treble, but in the mid-dle of my trip, I figured out I was just going to get bass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatMetalJesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Me and my dad used to go out and trap together. I would put the bait in, and he would set them. Everytime i did, we got something.

I guess you could call me a master-baiter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schnitzel_voughn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What's a great example of click bait?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/neudeu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Hay bales under a buck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HulkHoff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.

I'm mass-turd-baiting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klratz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Shark bait.

Shark bait who?

(Immediately) ha ha

I know its bad but i was proud i made it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gden
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Oh hi there,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HansHydra
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Took my son fishing yesterday and there was a dolphin. When I cast out my bait he asked "are you trying to catch him?"

Me; "Not on porpoise"

He laughed 12 year old girl next to us cringed and said "porpoise... really?" Joke had desired effect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shootinstraight88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Kickstarter Pun-bait? No whey. Reddit, lend me your puns in this cheesy battle!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajesticMaje
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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I can’t believe somebody stole my dictionary.

I’m at a loss for words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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The guy who lost the fishing competition was really upset.

He was totally out of line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgetrandy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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At work at PetSmart, little boy yells "guess what?! I have 3 knees!!" My manager takes the bait, says "oh yeah?"

He yells "yeah my left one, my right one, and a weeKNEE!" Child giggles ensue. Instilling dad jokes at a young age. Dadding done right. (:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redstert
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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I didn’t like fishing until my dad showed me how to apply bait

Now I’m hooked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDoctor88888888
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Unethical Life Pro Tip: Put nicotine in your fishing bait

Once you catch a fish, it'll be hooked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjrgd97
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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What do you call a fish that doesn't want to take the bait?

Standoffish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi_im_Nadeem
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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What did the lawyer use when he went fishing?

De’bait’!

or, alternate punchline:

Bating tactics!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ms__Brightside
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Itsy Bitsy Spider β€” Dad version

Use this nursery rhyme to play "scary/gross monster" with your tyke:

"The itsy bitsy spider climbed into Mia's mouth
Down to her ears and crawling in and out!
Out through her nose and tickled with her legs,
She made Mia sneeze her brains to scrambled eggs!

achoo splat bleah"

Substitute $name for Mia.

Spider hand chases while Dad reclines on bed. Tyke busily baits and counterattacks.

I dunno whether this qualifies as a Dad joke, but my wife hated it until she saw how much my daughter liked it. I feel like that fits the spirit of Dadness. For maximum results, send your wife the poem first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoLittlebook
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Live bait are some of the hardest workers out there.

They’ll either catch a fish or die trying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlipWilly1797
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Why did the angler bait his hook with uranium?

He wanted to go nuclear fission!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expo1001
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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What do you call a woman who’s really good at catching fish?

Annette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UYScutiPuffJr
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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My dad has a worm farm

He named all the worms Jason, cause their bait, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dsubandbeard
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tutandgroan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2016
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How do you avoid clickbait?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awildspenappears
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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The mice keep stealing the bait from the mousetraps I bought.

I just knew those traps looked debatable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nyquill81
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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My sister made an accidental pun and my father took the bait

Sister (about bites she found on my niece in our family group text chat): it's fleas, I just found one biting her. I'm effing ticked!

Father: no, you're flea'd, not ticked, duh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlaysWithF1r3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Took my daughter fishing and she asked "why do you throw some of the bait in the water?"

I replied "just giving them a taste, soon they'll be begging for us to HOOK them up"

After I said it, we both laughed for a few minutes and I knew I had to share it with you guys.

Thank you to the Disney employee that noticed my Reddit alien shirt last week and suggested r/dadjokes. I forgot how entertaining this group is :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MashedPotatoh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2015
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Just yesterday, daughter was arguing over dishes.

I told her she didn't have to open that can of worms, and we wouldn't be trying to de-bait now.

I walked away laughing, and daughter face palming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goalie_deacon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Fishing bait is drugs for fish

Once that get a taste, they're hooked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickchavez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2014
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Bait 'em

My Dad: See the problem with hunting bears is you have to bait them and they might not take the bait.

Me: You know what they say, "If you can't bait 'em, join 'em."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madosh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2015
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Dad got me with the bait and switch

I love Anna Kendrick, and my dad sent me an email with the subject line "Anna Kendrick sings and goes topless in new 'The Last Five Years' clip" with a link to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtG2DJnLBEk

As you can see, Anna does not actually go topless in the trailer. When I questioned his subject line, he responded "She's in a topless car..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeistyDalek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2014
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Homophones are dad joke bait.

So my daughter is sick and has been taking antibiotics for the past week. These antibiotics cause some unwanted side effects (unholy diarrhea) that require us to put a paste on her butt that keeps it from getting chapped. This lead to the following brief exchange between my wife and I:

(While she was changing an explosive diaper)

Her: Have you seen the butt balm?

Me: Yeah, it's right there in her diaper...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PivotalPixel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2014
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I bought some minnows to go fishing, but they gave me earthworms...

it was the old bait and switch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmellyRapscallion
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I used to love fishing with my son.

Oh well!! I guess I'll have to find something else to use as bait now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I used to love fishing with my son...

Oh well!! I guess I have to find something else to use as bait now.

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