3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?

Boy-ant-C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.

(This is my No-L greeting.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonDuJour
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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3 domesticated Rams are in the kitchen, labelled A, B & C

If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens. If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.

But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.

I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Why did the letter C think letter A and B were racist ?

Because they were Nazis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunar_Reindeer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Farmer A sells apples, Farmer B sells bananas, what does Farmer C sell?

Medications

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubeykeebler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I give you an A because you're awesome, I give you a B because you're beautiful, I give you a C because you're clever, and I give you

This D because you deserve it

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Us b.c
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yveli
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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AΒ²+BΒ²=CΒ²

What did pythagorus kill himself with?A Hypotenoose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Owen_Ellison
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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B.C. edition
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inquisitorglockta
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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CDC B.C. Looks better than CDC A.D.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syck_and_Tyred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Cardi B’s older sister Carlie C has a chain of grocery stores.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trenton00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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If farmer A sells apples, farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/papa_sabre
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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In Canada, they use the more appropriate β€œB.C.E” instead of β€œB.C.”

It stands for β€œBefore Christ, Eh?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumsby
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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TIL that the first recorded sandwich was made by the famous rabbi, Hillel the Elder, who lived during the 1st century B.C.

Whoops wrong Sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSuperZonic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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A and B were having a conversation, when C suddenly knocked on the door.

So, they letter in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonanza86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2016
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noblegreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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If A is for "Apple", B is for "Banana", then what is C four?

Explosives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steveb106
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?

Plastic explosives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joec0ld
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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If A is for Ace and B is for Box then what is C for?

Plastic explosives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PilotDave3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RikM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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If a is for Apple and b is for banana....what is c for?

Plastic explosives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmyjaymes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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If A is for Apple and B is for banana, then what's C for?

Plastic explosives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TippTop
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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