Australian animals...

A few of them have excellent koalaties!

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👤︎ u/exile090
📅︎ Jul 21 2021
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How is the British child of an Australian bear and a Antarctic sea animal like a Tupperware?

They're both koala-tea-seals!

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📅︎ May 04 2021
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What do you call an Australian animal that tries to deceive you?

A kangaruse

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👤︎ u/Cresendo77
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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My professor (who is, indeed, a dad) told me this this QUALITY joke.

A man in Australia took a train to the town of Mercy, where he heard there was a coffee shop that served drinks named after Australian animals. When he arrived, he decided to try the Koala Tea. He received his order quickly, which turned out to basically be a cup of hot water filled with whole eucalyptus leaves.

The man asked the barista, "Excuse me, there seems to be a lot of loose leaves in my tea."

The barista replied, "Yes, sir, the Koala Tea of Mercy is not strained."

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📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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