The animals in Australia are dangerous

but they’re the most dangerous in Queensland because they can move in any direction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweettongued1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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My professor (who is, indeed, a dad) told me this this QUALITY joke.

A man in Australia took a train to the town of Mercy, where he heard there was a coffee shop that served drinks named after Australian animals. When he arrived, he decided to try the Koala Tea. He received his order quickly, which turned out to basically be a cup of hot water filled with whole eucalyptus leaves.

The man asked the barista, "Excuse me, there seems to be a lot of loose leaves in my tea."

The barista replied, "Yes, sir, the Koala Tea of Mercy is not strained."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exceedinglyhappy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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