A list of puns related to "Rodeos"
No guts
I kinda got roped into it.
They’re too cultured.
It was incredibull.
I prefer the sidewalkeo.
This ain’t my first rodeo 🤠
It's at the top of his his buck-it list.
It was kind of spur of the moment.
Turns out I'm best on the fly.
Could only find a fair parking spot
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They are calling it Corral Bleaching.
My Dad was explaining to the waitress that he and mom had gone to the rodeo earlier in the week and knew basically what to expect.
Me: (leaning in for emphasis) "So you're saying this isn't your first rodeo?"
They responded with “Beverly hooves”
My wife and I welcomed our new daughter this week. The wife wanted some classic rock while she was pushing. We were all there, the doctor, the main nurse (with whom we were joking all day long) and a few other nurses. This was the moment of truth.
Suddenly, the Scorpions' "Rock you like a hurricane" comes on, and my wife exclaims: "This is exactly what I need to pump me up!! She is going to be a Scorpion!"
To which I replied "Actually, she'll be a Sagittarius"
The nurse looked at me surprised, cracked up, the wife rolled her eyes, and a few breaths later my daughter was born.
I have never been prouder to be a dad.
On the way to the Angola prison rodeo (and crafts fair), dad says to me: "Are you nervous about meeting your real father?"
"This ain't my first rodeo"
This ain't my first rodeo
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