I got my house inspected recently and the inspector found something in the attic.
He says I have to clean it out asbestos I can
Should I get to the roof through the attic or from the outside?
I am starting a yacht-building company in my attic
I’m expecting my sails to go through the roof.
There might be something wrong with the walls in our attic.
I'm going to describe it to you Asbestos I can.
I Started A New Business Making Yachts In My Attic This Year
The sails are going through the roof
What do you call an attic at a crazy person's house?
The attic wasn't orderly arranged so I arranged it...
The attic couldn't be opened after various attempts, it was showing...
I had an old defunct fan placed in the attic...
I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic
Sails should go through the roof
I cleaned the attic with my wife the other day
Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair!
My kid dreams of one day living in the attic.
I made a discovery in my attic that my evil house is plotting against me...
I discovered the floor plans!
I just sold a house with ferns throughout and a safe in the attic
The buyers loved that it was fully fernished with a vaulted ceiling
This quarantine has provided me the perfect opportunity to start a yacht making company in my attic...
Sails are through the roof!
My friend found an old box of Altoids in his attic, and he is selling it for $200.
It was worth more in mint condition.
FINALLY! I can step up my jokes from sinple puns
Me after installing a new ladder to my attic
Why did the man fill his attic up with Helium?
I started a boat-building business in my attic ...
Now sails are going through the roof
Source: New York Times Crossword Puzzle, Tuesday Sept 24, 2019, 6 Down
My son likes to cause a scene by going up to his loft and playing the bongos very loudly.
It’s a little drum attic.
My friend wants to move into his parents attic...
“Son, go clean the attic.” “But dad, theres asbestos up there!”
“Just clean it as-best-os you can.”
Source: my dad
Me: Dad I have bats in my attic
Dad: baseball or softball?
Real life encounter with my dad. The legends are true. Dad jokes prevail.
My buddy recently opened a boat-building workshop in his attic.
Sails are going through the roof!
I just won the World Attic Championship as I received my prize, I held my trophy a loft.
I quite my job and have started building catamarans in my attic.
Sails are through the roof.
Edit: Dammit...misspelled quit
We have a leak in our roof from the recent storm..
I guess you can say it's problem-attic
I wish this was funny, my roof is fucked
(I did make that joke up tho)
I’m selling boats out of my attic
And my Sails are through the roof
Did I tell you about my friend with a boat making business in his attic?
Sails are through the roof!
I've started a boat building business in my attic...
...sails are going through the roof.
I've started a boating business from my attic.
The sails are going through the roof.
I've started a boating business from my attic....
The sails are going through the roof.
Started a boat building business in my attic.
The sales are going through the roof!
I started a boating business in my attic..
Sails are through the roof.
I've started a business making boats in my attic...
Sails are going through the roof.
I started a business building Yachts in my attic
Sails are through the roof.
I’ve started making small boats in my attic...
Sails are through the roof.
I started a successful enterprise building yachts in my attic
Sales are through the roof
I just started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are already through the roof.
I started a ship building business in my attic
Sails are going through the roof!
I started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are through the roof.
I've started a small business building boats in my attic
Sails are going through the roof!
I recently opened a yacht business in my attic
Sails are through the roof!
I started a boat-building business in my attic.
Now sails are going through the roof.
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