Attentions Puns

A list of puns related to "Attentions"

This post might be a little ballsy. And if it gets a lot of attention, I might get cocky.
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👤︎ u/BLZ_Riptide
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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Someone likes being the center of attention.
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👤︎ u/think_you_know
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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My wife is afraid of my attention to her

Well, she's not my wife .........yet

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👤︎ u/Uckioh
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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What does a Norse god do when they don’t want to attract attention?

They stay low key (Loki).

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👤︎ u/cyktic
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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Saw an old man jumping around and waving his arms to get his neighbor’s attention.

He must’ve been at deaf’s door.

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👤︎ u/Toboggabug
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.

https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282

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👤︎ u/RedLeader11037
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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How do you get Mike Tyson's attention?

Tell him you're all ears.

[I just thought of this while eating dinner and I'm pretty happy with it. I chuckled, and even my partner didn't sigh her usual sigh!]

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👤︎ u/zipflop
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why do you get German people's attention when sneezing?

ACH...

...TUNG!

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👤︎ u/pasha_07
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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Pay attention in class kids
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👤︎ u/raghav50w
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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This one pirate i know jumped into the sea for attention

I think he went overboard

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👤︎ u/ObsessedWithLions
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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ATTENTION

🔨 <-- THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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👤︎ u/ExUltra02
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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How do you get a country girl’s attention?

A tractor.

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👤︎ u/Lora_Gev
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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I wasn’t paying attention and poured too much creamer in my coffee

Had a blonde moment

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👤︎ u/SenpaiSusu
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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What nut is always begging for attention?

Pssst-tachios.

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👤︎ u/chexmp
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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What do seals do when they need medical attention?

Sea kelp

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👤︎ u/TheNeutralParty
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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The next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.

His name is 80-HD.

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👤︎ u/el_gregorio
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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My doctor told me I had a short attention span

I can't remember what he said after that

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👤︎ u/ACSpeed
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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Do you know what to say to get gold’s attention?

Say A U

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👤︎ u/BrainIsBouncing
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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My cat scratches me to get my attention, I like to think he doesn't realize he's hurting me,

he just has issues with claws and effects.

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👤︎ u/newfranksinatra
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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Centaur of Attention
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👤︎ u/praisedalord1
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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What do you call a Wolf that pays attention.

Aware Wolf

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👤︎ u/ddiioonnaa
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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My girlfriend just left me. She said I wasn't paying enough attention to her.

Or something like that.

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👤︎ u/shiner_bock
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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I was struggling to get my wife's attention

So I simply sat down and looked comfortable, that did the trick

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ May 17 2020
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I didn’t pay attention to what herb I bought

Turns out it was a big dill. I’m allergic.

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👤︎ u/math-pro
📅︎ May 27 2020
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All these deadly viruses we should be worried about, but when it comes to media attention...

... corona takes the crown

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👤︎ u/technically_a_user
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
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👤︎ u/Praefectus27
📅︎ Nov 13 2017
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"Attention passengers: I'd like to personally welcome you to my first day as a railway conductor. Not to worry though, you're in very capable hands...

I've been training for this."

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👤︎ u/NThruThe0utdoor
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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When your lazy kohai never pays attention in class but always wants to see what you wrote down after

they're always like, "Notes me, senpai"

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👤︎ u/shujInsomnia
📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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Strugglng to get your wifes attention?

Just sit down and look comfortable!

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👤︎ u/hirsty19784
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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Stand at attention
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👤︎ u/21kondav
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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In this wedding, the bride is the centaur of attention.
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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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What does a gold digger say to get someone’s attention?

“A u!”

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👤︎ u/j-wabbitt
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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Attention Whore, A5
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👤︎ u/CluKInCok
📅︎ Mar 29 2018
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People tell me to pay attention

But I dont have any money

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👤︎ u/CommanderOfGregory
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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I couldn't pay attention in chemistry class until I made this
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👤︎ u/MoonRks
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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Man people have a really short attention span for Avengers: Endgame

Its only a twenty second movie

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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This is why I pay attention to the news
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👤︎ u/moosepersona
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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Attention Punners

I am a representative from the r/PunPatrol and we have been seeing some of our officers have been arrested individuals on this server where in a peace treaty we have allowed Puns in this subreddit. We apologise for these rogue officers and have reported them to r/PunInternalAffairs . Thanks for understanding.

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👤︎ u/AWESOMEDUDE0614
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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A group of people went into a maze to find a centaur. As they entered one man told the group: “Don’t bother going to the middle”, They responded: “Why?”, He replied: “They don’t like to be the centaur of attention”.
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👤︎ u/Trigger-Plays
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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An old guy and a young guy were pushing their carts at Home Depot when they collided. The old guy says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.”

The young guy says, “That’s okay. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a bit anxious.”

The old guy says, “Well maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, “She is 28 years-old, tall, with brown hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs and she’s wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?”

The old guy says, “Doesn't matter, let’s look for yours.”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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This music video drew my attention

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👤︎ u/kcir_semirg
📅︎ May 30 2020
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No I wasn’t paying attention

It cost to much

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👤︎ u/skilless-writer
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal...

sees you later or in a while.

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👤︎ u/EnazS
📅︎ May 22 2019
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I have the attention span of an
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👤︎ u/StupidSexyFlanderss_
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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