A list of puns related to "Architects"
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."
They were working around the clock
He was Claus-trophobic 🎅
They all gave me some weird stairs.
But I think he's built it up too much.
A Pyramid Schemer
He had a complex complex complex.
The domineering wife thought the house needed a cantilevered balcony while the husband thought that it would ruin the aesthetic of the design. She told him he was an idiot and to keep his mouth shut. His friends hated to see her treat him so badly.
They always said “Why cantilever?”
You column.
Cause there were always 2 sides to a storey
It didn’t go down well
It is a top cellar.
Drawings
-First time dad, first time poster
His erection failed on him.
"Do you want to know how to make the exterior?" he asked.
"Well," I replied, "I just send her a text saying 'I miss you'."
Tremendous builds.
He had other plans.
So I asked, "Have you not been promoted to gold architect just yet, then?"
...An international best cellar.
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