Import-ant pun
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Why were the early American settlers like ants? πΊπΈ π
Answer: >!Because they lived in colonies !<
Happy 4th of July Weekend!
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Why donβt ants get sick?
Because they have strong antibodies.
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How do you tell the difference between a girl ant and a boy ant?
You put it in a cup of water, if it sinks its a girl ant if it floats its boy-ant
Hehe
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︎ Jun 05 2022
What is the biggest type of ant?
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︎ Mar 25 2022
science fact - did you know you can find the gender of an ant by putting it in water?
If it sinks, girl ant.
If it floats, buoyant.
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︎ Mar 18 2022
Whatβs the name of that movie where some ants find a pen and decide to have a rave in it?
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︎ Jul 16 2022
What's worse than ants in your pants?
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︎ Jun 13 2022
Why don't ants ever get sick?
Cos they have anty bodies
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︎ Jun 17 2022
What did the pink panther say when he accidentally stepped on an ant?
Dead ant.
Dead ant.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead aaaaantβ¦
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︎ May 14 2022
Why canβt ants get covid?
Because they have little anty bodies.
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︎ Apr 23 2022
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were called ants
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︎ Jul 01 2022
I had to get rid of my Ant farm
I couldn't find parts for the little tractor.
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︎ Jul 01 2022
What do you call stingy ants who are made for eating?
In-GREEDY-ants!
My boyfriend practically face-palmed as I beamed at him after coming up with and telling him this one.
He did enjoy it, though he may just be humoring me lol
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︎ Jun 16 2022
Why did the ant with heartburn start tripping?
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︎ Jun 17 2022
After I hosted Thanksgiving dinner for my whole family, I had an infestation of antsβ¦
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︎ Jun 23 2022
My granddaughter just hit me with this one: what is the biggest kind of ant ?
A gi-ant!
I am so proud right now!
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︎ Jan 12 2022
With over 12,000 SPECIES of ant in the world, scientists have discovered a species of ant that excels at staying dry and excretes a pleasant scent.
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︎ May 27 2022
What's the worlds largest ant?
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︎ Dec 27 2021
Why can't ants get Covid?
Because they're born with tiny anty-bodies
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︎ May 15 2022
If Jesus was reincarnated as an ant..
He would be a Carpenter ant.
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︎ Apr 30 2022
Why don't ants get sick
Because they have little anty-bodies
drops microphone
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︎ Apr 05 2022
Ant statues
Jim was a sculptor; one day he wanted to prove his skills and decided to enter competitions. He found one where a millionaire has asked people to build a statue of an ant with two conditions: the ant should have toes and it should be as tall as possible. Jim spent some time planning, creating prototypes and eventually narrowed it down to two entries when suddenly the millionaire has bankrupted. The only business of them that didnβt disappear was a dairy farm, so the reward for winning the competition was changed to a lifetime supply of milk from that place. Hearing that Jim decided to participate with the smaller of his two statues of ants with toes.
β That will lower your chances to win, why on earth would you do that? - asked his friend.
β I just realised it. Iβ¦ - Jim hesitated - β¦lack toes in taller ant.
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︎ Apr 14 2022
why donβt ants get sick?
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︎ Mar 11 2022
I walked in my bathroom and saw 10 ants frantically scurrying about. I felt bad, so I built them a small house from a cardboard box. I guess, technically, this makes me their landlord since...
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Why donβt ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Not mine but itβs my favorite and wanted to share. No matter how many times I say it to my kids they act like itβs the first time theyβve ever heard it.
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︎ Apr 22 2022
I have an ant problem, so the exterminator told me to leave Tums all around my house.
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︎ Apr 28 2022
A female ant running away with a male ant...
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︎ Apr 23 2022
I walked into the apartment and found 5 ants on the wall and another 5 on the table
i think they were the tenants
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︎ Jan 31 2022
Why aren't ant colonies affected by the Corona virus?
They've got little anty-bodies
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︎ Dec 23 2021
What kinds of Ants can make you happy?
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︎ Mar 16 2022
My ant farm has 9 ants.
One more and Iβll have to start collecting rent.
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︎ Feb 07 2022
what is the largest type of ant?
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︎ Mar 27 2022
Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts
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︎ May 27 2022
How can you tell the difference between a female and a male ant?
You put it in the water. If it sinks itβs a girl ant, if it floats itβs buoyant.
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︎ Jun 15 2022
If you drop an ant in water you can tell itβs gender
If it sinks itβs a girl ant , If it floats it's buoyant
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︎ Jul 01 2022
How do you tell an ants gender?
You put in it a cup of water.
If it sinks, itβs a girl.
If it floats, itβs buoyant.
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︎ Jul 01 2022
How do you tell what gender an ant is?
Put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant, if it floats it's buoyant.
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︎ Mar 30 2022
Why don't ants ever get sick?
Because they have ant-y bodies!
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︎ Mar 16 2022
What's worse than ants in your pants?
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Why do ants never get sick?
Because they have little anti-bodies.
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︎ Apr 11 2022
How do you know the sex of an ant?
Put it in a glass of water.
If it sinks = girl ant
If it floats β¦β¦β¦β¦
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︎ Oct 10 2021
What do you call 5 ants who move into an apartment with another 5 ants?
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︎ Feb 07 2022
Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant just by putting it in water?
If it sinksβ¦girl ant. If it floats? Buoyant
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︎ Mar 09 2022
If you ever want to find the gender of an ant, just put it in water!
If it sinks, its a girl ant
And if it floats...
Its buoyant
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︎ Jan 25 2022
What did the Pink panther say when he stepped on that ant?
Dead ant......dead ant.....dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaannnt!
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