Angelic Puns

I dunno if the Crip-toe currency will take off or not.

So they can Hyde from the Police!

A HARPoon

I said, “you’re lucky – mine is still alive…”

Re:LAX

Smaug.

What do you see when the smog lifts in Los Angeles?

U.C.L.A...

Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?

Gingersnap

Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?

Snickerdoodle

Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?

Shortbread

Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?

Angel food

Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?

Peach cobbler

Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?

Baked Alaska

Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?

German chocolate

Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?

Lemon bars

Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?

Fondant

Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?

Sherbet

Because he died on the toilet

With a match made in heaven

Context: I'm in a DnD campaign, for fifth edition.

So basically, one of my characters told a horrible pun to a planetar (Massive angel-like being) over Sending (A spell letting you communicate over long distances). "Whaddya call a celestial who likes to fish? An angel-er." and then he got asked to put his journal in the box that suddenly appeared behind hm, He complied, and when he got it back his name was gone from the first page of the book, and there was a golden box, that read "Tell me what I've pun, wizard" So I'm assuming he needs to answer in some sort of pun related to his name, Klaus Hallowmantle.

However, my brain is smoother than... I can't think of anything to compare it to all of a sudden. Oh well. Anyone who can help me with this?

Halopenos.

“Oh I think I’ll call it a day” God replies.

It was Heaven-scent

They are just trying to be edgy.

Because they're too holy.

My son popped this one on me while we were getting soaked in the rain the other day. Not only was it a good joke, but I was proud that he was joking in what was other wise a cold and uncomfortable experience.

Because that’s where he was told he could find Holmes.

No Hell, No Hell!

A match made in heaven

What kind of cigarettes does he have?

Holy Smokes

At one UCLA and the other one UC-Berkeley.

UCLA.

I asked him what it was like in a Disney movie. He didn't get it. So I told him he's literally one of the Angels in the Outfield!

Later I realized maybe I'd insulted him, calling his team a sort of mickey mouse club.

It's a knick knack, patty whack. Give a frog a loan?

...maybe cause 7 8 9

Long distance caw

Halo

Old guy 2: You’re lucky mine’s still alive!

A sans seraph font.

LAvendor

...would you say halo for me?

The security is always so LAX

God said, “I think I’m going to call it a day.”

They’re just trying to be edgy.

I guess it was LAX.

UCLA.

UCLA.