Ambulance Driver Puns

If either of them shows up late the delivery goes cold.

"The Sound of Sirens" by Nina Neenaw.

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Barman says ‘why you crying?’ He says ‘a bus containing 30 Karens went over a cliff’ Barman says ‘so why you crying?’ He says; ‘there was 5 empty seats!’

They're pair of medics

(Paramedics)

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Because that's what they are, a pair-of-medics.

Wii U.

Because they are a pair of medics

They’re pair-a-medics

A bystander helps him and calls the ambulance for him, The transport driver tells the man to take the penguins to the zoo then man says okay. Later when the truck driver was released from the hospital he sees the man walking out of the movie theatre with a line of penguins behind him, he asked what the hell hes doing and the man said, well you told me to take them to the zoo, i did, then i took them to the mall and now the movies.

My dad is a truck driver. This story gets everyone he's ever told it to: Dad: "So I'm driving through Detroit at about 3-4am to start my route. As you know, most of the inner city roads are crap, and are polluted with potholes. Suddenly I see an ambulance in my mirror going full speed with its lights on. I immediately pull off to the side of the road to let it pass. This is where it gets crazy... The ambulance drives through the intersection bouncing through potholes and as it does, the back door flies open and a cooler pops out, but the ambulance keeps going like nothing happened. Well I was the only one around at that time of the night so I immediately stopped to grab the cooler. I bring it into my cab and it has a hazmat sticker on it but the seal is broken. So I decided to open it up and see what was inside. It was a human toe!" Me: "Holy shit! What did you do!?" Dad: "I called the toe truck"