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Alphabetise Puns

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Part of my alphabetised tea set recently got possessed by a demon.

I’m sure it’s saucer ‘E’.

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👤︎ u/Yetanotherrob
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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Saw this in another sub needed to be here

Nurse: Doctor I took all the lung, kidney and heart donors and alphabetised them.

Doctor: Wow, that’s very ORGAN-ized

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👤︎ u/pasd84
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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Feeling a little low, I decided to peruse the local record shop for a new addition to my music collection.

Drifting down the alphabetised rock section, nothing really appealed to me from A-M. Disappointed, I moved around to the other side of the rack when suddenly I felt uplifted, content and at one with the universe. I had reached Nirvana.

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👤︎ u/Yetanotherrob
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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