"yes"
"oui"
"si"
"Ja"
The Poles
How dairy
It was a cleandestine operation.
Patty O'Furniture!
I'm the bomb
Because it was too far to walk!
Patty O’furniture
He had too much Thyme on his hands
And then it dawned on me.
Silly them for all standing in the same place.
My son turned 18 and moved out. We turned his room into a home school classroom for my daughters. My wife moved her printer in there and needed to print something a little while later. Wife- "my phone can't find the printer" Me- "did you tell it that it moved"
The robber yells, “Don’t change the subject!"
The next morning it dawned on me.
Because every time I try to approach them, they all yell out 'SECURITY!'. .
Didn't want any more of it to go to waist.
The dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.
don’t strain yourself, ok?
But then it dawned on me.
The papers were jamming
2022
Disclaimer: reconstructed joke
But then I woke up this morning to see that all my hard work and my plans had been foliage-d.
Then it Dawned on me.
I've been pepper jacked!
Some of these are border-line uncle jokes. I'm also an uncle. I keep all these jokes in my dadabase. Aka Google notes.
Some of these I got off of podcasts, the dad joke API, some from movies, but most are from this sub. Let me know if you want a source for a joke or if one of them was yours I'll give credit.
It's ok to be Frank with people. Or josh with them. But try not to Rob or Sue them.
What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck
If the USA is so great then why did they make USB?
Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa. Which is strange.
You think he'd be from mad-at-gas-car
How did Jesus keep his abs? Crossfit
What does a Jewish cowboy celebrate Yee-Hanukka
What did the stamp say to the letter Stick with me and you'll go places
I gave my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick She's still not talking to me
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
What word starts with E and ends with E, but only has one letter in it. Envelope ✉
Why do people on Athens hate getting up early Because dawn is tough on Grease
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain A purramid
Why do fish like salt water? Pepper makes them sneeze
If april showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring? PILGRIMS
Why do cemeteries have fences Because people are dying to get in
Did you know Bruce Lee had a Faster older brother? Sudden lee
Did you know he also had a Vegan brother? Broco lee
Pig black belt in karate Pork chop
How do you put an odd number of sugar cubes in 3 cups of coffee If you have 20 sugar cubes? You have to use all the cubes.
You put 1 in the first cup, one in the second cup, and 18 in the last cup. Because 18 is an odd number of sugar cubes to put on a cup of coffee.
I was going to tell your a joke about Yoga But it's Not working out
What do you do if your wife starts smoking Use some lubricant
did you hear about the woman with 12 breasts? Sounds weird, dozen tit?
What did baby corn say to momma corn ( I got a boy scout selling popcorn to eyeroll me on this one) Where's popcorn
What type of pasta do they serve at a haunted house? Fettuccine Afradio
What do you call a werewolf streamer? Liken subscribe
Why don't Elton John songs have a copyright? You can tell everybody this is your song.
My mom swears up and down cows arent real I was in udder disbelief
Skeleton goes into a bar, he orders a beer and a mop
Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet Because th
... keep reading on reddit ➡Aloof
My solicitor reckons I'm looking at a long sentence...
An ostrich
Promise I'll be right back.
But they blamed Escaped Goat.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
It was a complete waist of time
I have no egrets.
She swore she will never play Scrabble with me again
Apparently there were several repercussions.
The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!"
the dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.
Patty O'Furniture
The dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
It’s remarkable
Dry erase boards are the most remarkable
Paddy O'Furniture
Patty O'Furniture
The Dry-Erase Board has been the most Remarkable!
Then it dawned on me
