All Out!! Puns

I looked over pokedex and the only one that doesn't seem harmful is espeon.

Flareon: although a cute pomeranian has a heat sack which emits intense heat

Vaporeon: so many sickos want it but it would be annoying to go on walks with as it would jump in the lake and vanish 🙄

Jolteon: Spiky, can't pet

Umbreon: it's sleek appearance doesn't change the fact that it secretes poisonous gas

Leafeon: say you are petting it, you get to its ear, riiiip

Glaceon: It can freeze its fur so it stings like needles

Sylveon: I thought this might also be a good choice but it turns out to be quite menacing with its ribbons

So in conclusion choose the loyal lavender feline with velvety furn and a loving presence!

Also I assume it doesn't stay up all night so you will likely get a good night's rest!

Guys, how long have we been doing this? The bull target is $1069 (niiice) without a squeeze. The bear case is $300 if the NFT marketplace gets delayed or is a flop.

Doesn’t it seem strange to anyone that all the infighting is happening right as this report drops?? We have seen this before.

I personally believe u/criand was well intentioned. But it has happened before where someone who was superstonk famous was compromised. Again - I don’t think the Pomeranian is compromised - but it is not impossible for that to happen. Perhaps he had a good idea and the SHF’s saw an opportunity to exploit it to create FUD. That said…

If you want to play with options, go for it. If you don’t know what you are doing you will likely get hosed. Even if you do know what you’re doing, it’s a dangerous game specifically with GME because of the manipulation we know exists. Sure it could add buying pressure, but at what cost?

The DD has not changed. It has gotten only more solidified.

Do your own research. For me, I’m gonna buy and hold. And DRS (only reason I haven’t fed the bot is because I don’t want to post a picture showing my position for privacy reasons).

Edit: Link to report GMEdd Report

Edit: damn - lots of love on this. Totally not expected. Thanks yall

Edit: After seeing u/criand ‘s post this morning (Criand Clearing the Air ) I am even mire confident that he was well intentioned. Read this. And lets all stop slinging poo at each other and instead refocus our poo slinging efforts on the SHF’s.

Promise I'll be right back.

So this event is going on as we speak, and I need help so I don’t do something really dumb and freak out. So it’s me and my boyfriends first year away at school. We are both from flagstaff but i went to school at U of A, he went to ASU. About 2 hours apart and so far we’ve both made the drive many times and it’s worked out great.

My class was canceled tomorrow so I decided it would be fun to go to Victoria’s Secret, get some candles and and massage lotion and surprise him tonight. I got to his dorm and saw that his car was in the parking lot and figured I had some time to get it cleared with his roommate and surprise my BF. I texted his roommate and asked if I could let myself in snd he said of course but my BF had gone to San Diego for the rest of the week. I was like what…his parents have a house in imperial beach but he always wants me to go with him.

I called him and he said that yes he was going to IB but he was still in Tempe getting some stuff together. I asked him if I could come with Him. He said no, it was just a boys trip. I told him that I was actually in his dorm parking lot snd wanted to surprise him. He gave me this very condescending “oh that’s nice…” I asked could he at least pLease come by and see me or could we meet up since I went through a lot of work to put this together. He just dismissively said “no I can’t, we are already on I-10.” He then said that maybe he could come to Tucson next weekend but I should either just drive on to Flag or go back to Tucson and basically hung up.

I looked at him on findmyfrirnds and it turns out he was literally passing by his dorm as we were talking and not on the highway. He could have easily stopped by and said hello and this really hurt. Maybe it was stupid but I called his friends and they said that yes he was on his way to IB. The thing that’s so sus is that none of them are going and it’s some random friend hes going with that none of them have ever met but that I shouldn’t be suspicious.

It’s like all of them were coached into saying the right thing in short notice because they all said the same thing. I mean I guess I could Look at it like they all said the same thing because it’s the truth…right?

But every one of my alarm bells is going off. This is so unlike him. Even if he were going to IB he would tell me first. This is the first time he’s ever gone without telling me or without inviting me. Maybe I’m being th young dumb paranoid girlfriend but my instincts are telling me somethi

I used to think the book was a bunch of shallow advice for conniving people, but then I realized every bad manager I had in audit or advisory were people who violated most of these principles. So for the sake of the junior staff, pls read it

If you don't have time to read it, here's a summary:

1. Don’t criticize, condemn or complain.
2. Give honest and sincere appreciation.
3. Arouse in the other person an eager want.
4. Become genuinely interested in other people.
5. Smile.
6. Remember that a person’s name is to that person the sweetest and most important sound in any language.
7. Be a good listener. Encourage others to talk about themselves.
8. Talk in terms of the other person’s interests.
9. Make the other person feel important – and do it sincerely.
10. The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it.
11. Show respect for the other person’s opinions. Never say, “You’re wrong.”
12. If you are wrong, admit it quickly and emphatically.
13. Begin in a friendly way.
14. Get the other person saying “yes, yes” immediately.
15. Let the other person do a great deal of the talking.
16. Let the other person feel that the idea is his or hers.
17. Try honestly to see things from the other person’s point of view.
18. Be sympathetic with the other person’s ideas and desires.
19. Appeal to the nobler motives.
20. Dramatize your ideas.
21. Throw down a challenge.
22. Begin with praise and honest appreciation.
23. Call attention to people’s mistakes indirectly.
24. Talk about your own mistakes before criticizing the other person.
25. Ask questions instead of giving direct orders.
26. Let the other person save face.
27. Praise the slightest improvement and praise every improvement. Be “hearty in your approbation and lavish in your praise.”
28. Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to.
29. Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct.
30. Make the other person happy about doing the thing you suggest
31. Do black tar heroin w the junior staff

EDIT:

If you would like to be a bad manager, got something for ya too. From my upcoming book "how to lose friends and discourage people":

1. DO criticize, condemn complain.
2. Give dishonest and insincere appreciation.
3. Don't arouse in the other person an eager want.
4. Don't become interested in other people
5. Frown.
6. Don't remember anyone's name
7. Don't listen. Don't let anyone talk about themselves.
8. Only talk about things you care about
9. Make the other person feel unimportant – an

Feel free to add my player ID (103723966)if you are on America’s (GMT-5) server

Classic FM are doing a special show from 6-10pm on Friday and Saturday night to help pets deal with bonfire anight, its special show done in conjunction with an animal therapy doctor focused around calming music aimed at pets.

May be worth it for any of you new puppy owners or owners who have issues with scared dogs in the past. Also remember if you do have a dog that gets scared by fireworks try and feed them early, walk them early and give them a safe comfy place in the house to relax during the evening, ideally away from windows where they can see the fireworks and with a dog chew or toy to focus their attention.

Good luck everyone!

*I am in no way shape or form associated with classic FM, I saw they were doing this on a Facebook dog group i am part of so thought I would share with anyone who may need to use it.*

So my friend I was supposed to meet became sick, and I had no idea what to do. I didn’t wanted to do nothing on Halloween. So I decided just to go out and see what happens. I don’t have the best social skills tbh and I don’t really know how to meet new people. So I tried stepping out of my comfort zone and just talk to any1 random. So I met a group of people, we went clubbing and I had a great night. I never thought you can have so much fun with some random people.

Is this as ironic as it seems?