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Got my wife today while airing up a tire
Her- "Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!"
Me- "Inflation"
What do you call a brand new show airing Fridays on Fox?
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
When I was a kid it was free to use the air hose at the gas station. Now it’s $1
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
My wife loves it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot..
Personally I'm not a fan.
I went to an open-air cafe yesterday and it rained.
It took me four hours to eat my soup.
So my hotel just tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning..
If the air conditioning in your car dies, you just need some WD-40.
My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I don’t like it.
I used to date a air hostess from Helsinki...
I dropped her off to work last week and she just vanished into Finnair.
Caught my kids throwing sticks of butter up in the air in our backyard.
They said they wanted to see butterflies!
I was walking out of the store when I was approached by a crazed man who threw a short but large nail into the air.
He seemed non-aggressive at first, but he’s quite angry now and it appears I’m under a tack.
Man, hot air balloon rides keep getting more expensive every year.
But I guess that’s just inflation.
The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.
Guys, I have been thinking about selling my Theremin.
I haven't touched it in years.
When driving by lowered, loud pipe cars I like to point at the air foil in the back and yell,
Why are models against air conditioning?
Because they use OnlyFans
Why did Billy ride a hot air balloon?
He wanted to be a Billyonair.
Strippers don't have air conditioners in their houses.
What do you use to clean the air?
I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!
Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.
I guess, that's inflation.
My son wrote s symphony about not caring if your car's tire has no air...
It's written in the key of B flat.
Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are just vanishing into thin air.
Police say, they have several leads.
We got our air ducts cleaned today
We got a new air mattress but it was too lumpy. We called customer support, very angry, demanding our money back!
They said we were blowing it out of proportion.
Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.
What do all new Reddit Accounts have in common with the new MacBook Air?
What lies on its back 100 ft in the air?
The best thing to do with a crying baby is throw them in the air.
Because what goes up must calm down.
A Greek cooked a wrap up in the air.
My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open.”
What can you jump over that’s a hundred feet in the air?
Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...
They think they're evolving into frisbees.
Got my wife today while airing up a tire
Her- "Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!"
Me- "Inflation"
My wife loves it that I blow cold air on her when she's too hot...
Personally, I'm not a fan.
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?
Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
Strippers don't have air-conditioners in their houses.
Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now it’s $1.50
Air used to be free and now it’s 1.75 you know why?
Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?
Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?
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