Aircraft Carriers Puns

A list of puns related to "Aircraft Carriers"

"They really named an aircraft carrier the U.S.S. America", I thought as it passed. "Bit of silly name."

But I let it go as a huge wave of patriotism hit me.

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👤︎ u/Sassaphras
📅︎ Feb 16 2022
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An explosion on an aircraft carrier severed most of the crew’s arms at the wrist.

The clean-up that followed was all hands on deck.

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👤︎ u/radioclash86
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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What's a rubber gasket on an aircraft carrier called?

A Navy Seal.

Credit to /u/Repulzz for their post.

I wasn't sure on the crossposting rules, but I really thought this joke was r/dadjokes material.

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👤︎ u/Seanpkd30
📅︎ Aug 07 2018
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