I heard that today is ageder visibility day. Don't know if it's true, but anyway you deserve a good and visible day (unless you were seeking for stealh, in that case I only wish you a happy day)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FormicaRufa
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I love these games! The best revenge is playing better! Bloke calls me a noob in a AgeDE Japanese mirror (and he's right), but I end up winning lol youtube.com/watch?v=DoJEL…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowRYaGawin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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I love these games! The best revenge is playing better! Bloke calls me a noob in a AgeDE Japanese mirror (and he's right), but I end up winning lol youtube.com/watch?v=DoJEL…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowRYaGawin
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I love these games! The best revenge is playing better! Bloke calls me a noob in a AgeDE Japanese mirror (and he's right), but I end up winning lol youtube.com/watch?v=DoJEL…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowRYaGawin
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I love these games! The best revenge is playing better! Bloke calls me a noob in a AgeDE Japanese mirror (and he's right), but I end up winning lol youtube.com/watch?v=DoJEL…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowRYaGawin
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ageder

https://preview.redd.it/q35bnxjjz0671.jpg?width=1772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e2af7a8b5e0000315bf317bb443195505f6af9f

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Logical_Rub6270
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I love these games! The best revenge is playing better! Bloke calls me a noob in a AgeDE Japanese mirror (and he's right), but I end up winning lol youtube.com/watch?v=DoJEL…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowRYaGawin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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AFAB questioning Ageder

So, i've been struggling with my gender identidy for the past 8+ years (basically since puberty hit) and considered myself ftm trans, but i was never really comfortable considering myself as either male nor female, HOWEVER i do want to get top (including removal of nipples) and bottom surgery. I feel most comfortable calling myself agender, but due to me wanting surgery i'm unsure if it would be acceptable to call myself agender.

tldr: i want bottom surgery, am i still agender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghostbunnius
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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Lair of the Dog Man

Yesterday, I decided to commit suicide, so I went out into the woods at dawn, planning to take my own life in the splendor of the sunrise; a final moment of light in what had been a persistently dark life. Looking back now, it seems lame, almost comically dramatic. But I’m not posting this to talk about myself, and my reasons for having wanted to die are not important. I now want to live, need to live, if only to relate a story that isn’t my own, but one that is, unfortunately,Β  ultimately details the end of another’s life.

I found a leather-bound journal, evidently a fairly expensive oneβ€”judging by the page quality and general constructionβ€”lying in a shallow ditch, near the spot where I’d planned on taking my own life. The ground around it was disturbed, as if, sometime during the previous night, its owner had struggled to superficially bury it before being dragged away. There was a great swath etched away in the dirt to suggest and support this conclusion.

Aside from the dirt, there were a few stains on the surface of the journal, and more than one page was covered withβ€”or stuck to another byβ€”dark splotches – presumably blood. Darkly intrigued, I decided to forestall my self-destruction, and left the woods with it in my possession. I’ve always enjoyed reading, especially the journals and stories of people who’ve endured terrible or chaotic events, and my curiosity was no less potent at that moment, despite my resolution to die. Thankfully, I hadn’t announced my suicideβ€”directly or subtletyβ€”to anyone, and was able to return to my home without having to explain myself or dismiss worries.

I read the journal once, and then when my nerves returned to me and I’d finished pacing around my bedroom, I read it again, this time with a morbid fascination. I’ve now decided to copy the entries, word for word, onto my computer in a document, and will be uploading them online, so that this person’s tragic, grisly, and terrifying story can be shared with the world. They cannot do it themselves, and having found the journal, it’s now my duty to give voice to their tragedy. It is a long story, so I will relate it in parts. I can only copy so much at a time before becoming filled with anxiety and a sympathetic terror.

There seem to be a few entries missing, most notably in the beginning, where the person’s story seems to pick up in the middle of the horrific experience. Later on, they make vague suggestions of the nightmare’s origin, but the β€œfirst” entry is m

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeirdBryceGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarronKeepSucks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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E or ß?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazekam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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No spoilers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onfour
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2022
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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharmaji1301
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rj104
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djcarves
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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The Ancient Romans II
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk2ec
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTreelo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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School Was Clothed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennydoe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridi86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
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