I tried to come up with a good acid pun
But they're all too basic :(
My Biology teacher thought it would be funny to call me a fatty acid in front of class
Like, what a jerk, I'm absolutely lipid
Acids have a lot of bad opinions...
They are definitely not based!
Police arrested two kids yesterday: one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and and let the other off.
The army just bought millions of gallons of acid.
Their objective is to neutralize the enemy base
There's a rumour that the guy who made Acid Rap has diabetes
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
My colleague claimed that vinegar is just the same thing as battery acid.
Such a baseless argument.
My friend Gavin died from acid reflux complications recently.
It's such a shame Gaviscon
A truck transporting sulphoric acid fell over on the highway
The resulting traffic jam is currently starting to dissolve.
What do you call an acid that’s a bully?
The cops arrested 2 kids yesterday; one drank battery acid and the other ate fireworks
They charged one and let the other off
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My wife said I added too much lime juice to my homemade salsa and it made her taco taste funny
I dropped acid for the first time yesterday, and I had a crazy trip.
But that’s not really surprising given the fact that it dissolved my left ankle almost immediately.
Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H₂O. The other man says: "I'll have H₂O, too."
My mom's sister is named Phosphoric
But I just call her Tums since she's an aunt acid.
The fitness trainer was explaining the burn
And how it's caused by a build up of lactic acid. But Arnold Schwarzenegger, not being a native English speaker, thought she said galactic acid, and that's how he became Mr. Universe.
The science guy created a potentially world destroying acid/toxic waste
I've been listening to acid jazz recently
I don't know why it's called acid jazz but it smells great.
Who is the least acidic baseball player of all time?
What do you call the acid in an ant?
Studying Chemistry at the moment, I just learned that Sulphuric acid should never be left in a metal beaker..
..It's an oxidant waiting to happen.
I accidentally spilled H2SO4 on my legs
Why is it there are bass guitars…
A chemist told a joke.
He got quite the reaction.
Throwing acid is wrong...
...in some people’s eyes.
Nurse: A patient named Stephen has come into the hospital with acidosis (meaning their blood has become too acidic)
Doctor: Stephen with a "ph"?
Nurse: Yes, a low one.
It took me years to learn everything about acids
I mean, it's not very basic...
My health science teacher said to drink milk to neutralize the acid in bleach
I told her she told us a lye
Why are the Jedi against dissolving crustaceans in acid?
Only a Sith deals in crab solutes.
Did you hear about the angry fatty acid?
What is the most acidic soup?
I accidentally trod on a beaker of acid while giving a talk about work safety...
After that I didnt have a leg to stand on
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
Chemistry professor: It is impossible to be both acidic and basic at the same time.
White girl in the back: Hold my pumpkin spice latte.
A man fell off his roof while on acid
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
What do you call an acid who has attitude?
A-mean-oh acid (amino acid) !!
The cops arrested 2 kids at the park. One was eating battery acid, the other was eating fireworks
They charged one and let off the other!
The police arrested to kids yesterday, one was eating fireworks, and the other was drinking battery acid
They charged one, and let the other off
What do you call an Acid with a nasty attitude?
Local police caught two men drinking battery acid and eating fireworks
They charged one and let the other one off.
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
The police arrested two kids yesterday during a protest. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating firecrackers.
They charged one, and lit the other off.
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