I tried to come up with a good acid pun

But they're all too basic :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RipJang
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My Biology teacher thought it would be funny to call me a fatty acid in front of class

Like, what a jerk, I'm absolutely lipid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomways
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2022
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Acids have a lot of bad opinions...

They are definitely not based!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vrek86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2022
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Police arrested two kids yesterday: one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and and let the other off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XIIXOO
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2022
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The army just bought millions of gallons of acid.

Their objective is to neutralize the enemy base

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Bang_Grannies
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2021
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There's a rumour that the guy who made Acid Rap has diabetes

Fat Chance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-Wolf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2022
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o Acid

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2021
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My colleague claimed that vinegar is just the same thing as battery acid.

Such a baseless argument.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhSixTwo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2021
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My friend Gavin died from acid reflux complications recently.

It's such a shame Gaviscon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PropMop31
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2021
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A truck transporting sulphoric acid fell over on the highway

The resulting traffic jam is currently starting to dissolve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firespark7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2021
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What do you call an acid that’s a bully?

a-mean-o acids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoyaabean
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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The cops arrested 2 kids yesterday; one drank battery acid and the other ate fireworks

They charged one and let the other off

>!Source: got this from a stream highlight and I just had to share it XD!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kablaaw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2021
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My wife said I added too much lime juice to my homemade salsa and it made her taco taste funny

The odd acidity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wallysfav
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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I dropped acid for the first time yesterday, and I had a crazy trip.

But that’s not really surprising given the fact that it dissolved my left ankle almost immediately.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thatspretttyfunny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2021
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Two men walk into a bar. One man orders Hβ‚‚O. The other man says: "I'll have Hβ‚‚O, too."

The second man dies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisonMike266
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2021
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My mom's sister is named Phosphoric

But I just call her Tums since she's an aunt acid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2022
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The fitness trainer was explaining the burn

And how it's caused by a build up of lactic acid. But Arnold Schwarzenegger, not being a native English speaker, thought she said galactic acid, and that's how he became Mr. Universe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkstarman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2022
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The science guy created a potentially world destroying acid/toxic waste

The end is nye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spansghetti
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2021
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I've been listening to acid jazz recently

I don't know why it's called acid jazz but it smells great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fendalin
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Who is the least acidic baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PahderShameen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What do you call the acid in an ant?

Ant-acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Z_Farabi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Studying Chemistry at the moment, I just learned that Sulphuric acid should never be left in a metal beaker..

..It's an oxidant waiting to happen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I accidentally spilled H2SO4 on my legs

I can’t stand acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostDovah
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2022
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Why is it there are bass guitars…

But no acid guitars?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warden_CauseySr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2022
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A chemist told a joke.

He got quite the reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chacham2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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Throwing acid is wrong...

...in some people’s eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bolorwithaK
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Nurse: A patient named Stephen has come into the hospital with acidosis (meaning their blood has become too acidic)

Doctor: Stephen with a "ph"?

Nurse: Yes, a low one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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It took me years to learn everything about acids

I mean, it's not very basic...

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My health science teacher said to drink milk to neutralize the acid in bleach

I told her she told us a lye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaerat_of_trivia
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why are the Jedi against dissolving crustaceans in acid?

Only a Sith deals in crab solutes.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Did you hear about the angry fatty acid?

It was lipid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nbarlam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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What is the most acidic soup?

Ph0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProbablyMaybeBen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Quite an acidic burn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/confluencer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2015
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I accidentally trod on a beaker of acid while giving a talk about work safety...

After that I didnt have a leg to stand on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirblocksnall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2021
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Chemistry professor: It is impossible to be both acidic and basic at the same time.

White girl in the back: Hold my pumpkin spice latte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elasticpython
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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A tab of acid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirFlamey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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A man fell off his roof while on acid

He had a bad trip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FourthSalty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?

A mean o acid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sly_drummer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What do you call an acid who has attitude?

A-mean-oh acid (amino acid) !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProductEnthu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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The cops arrested 2 kids at the park. One was eating battery acid, the other was eating fireworks

They charged one and let off the other!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrboston617
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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The police arrested to kids yesterday, one was eating fireworks, and the other was drinking battery acid

They charged one, and let the other off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryDumbDonkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What do you call an Acid with a nasty attitude?

Amino Acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Local police caught two men drinking battery acid and eating fireworks

They charged one and let the other one off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vibe666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

Amino acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaterRae94
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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The police arrested two kids yesterday during a protest. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating firecrackers.

They charged one, and lit the other off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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