Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
What cold food do you order at a fast food restaurant?
What cold food do you order at a fast food restaurant?
A Brrrrrrger.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake!
Its cake and y'all know the rules!
What do cops do when handed a cold case?
They work on it undercover.
On the eve of a record breaking cold winter night, a wife notices her husband run to the backyard with a bucket in his hand.
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
I texted my friend that I was missing them and they replied with a very cold reply
What does a painter do when he gets cold?
What do you call a peanut with a cold?
Tired of the cold, Superman traded the Fortress of Solitude for a house in Italy...
He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:
"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."
Hey Kids, Why is a baseball stadium always cold?
Because it’s full of fans!!
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
What do you call a cold Mexican food?
What do you call a cold canine?
What does a phone say when it's cold?
Nothing, it just vibrates like brrrrr...
This morning, after a long night of binging, I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I saw my haggard, worn-out body and overcome with emotion I realised that for the sake of my family I had to quit cold turkey.
I'm a scientist in search of a "cold spicy"
Oh, nevermint, I found it.
What is cold and stands under a street lamp?
Did you hear about the Shetland pony with a cold?
History has shown that during the Cold War, the US warheads feared a Soviet nuclear strike
What does a magician do when they're cold?
The same trick twice.
"Is this your cardigan?"
I was cold while in my kayak so I lit a fire and it sunk
Shows you can’t have your kayak and heat it too!
What do you call a nut with a cold?
We took Grandpa sledging the other day and he caught a terrible cold. Grandma put goosefat all over his chest.
He went downhill pretty quick after that.
[from my 4yo boy] How do you keep warm in a cold room?
Go to the corner there always around 90°
Cold shoulder on a cannibal feast
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner of a room.
They're normally around 90 degrees.
People usually say, “let’s blow this popsicle stand,” when they are at a place where people are cold and have the proverbial, “stick up their ass.”
My boyfriend infected me with a cold....
hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
the scent of old spies gave him away
What do you call Mexican jumping beans with a cold?
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because otherwise it would be justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because if it were served warm it would be justwater
What do you call an espresso with a cold....
If justice is a dish best served cold, then what is it served hot?
Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway! ~ My youngest son thought of that all by himself!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
Justice is a dish best served cold
Or else it would be justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
Justice is a dish best served cold.
Otherwise it would be justwater.
Justice is a dish best served cold
if it were served warm it would be justwater.
Justice is a dish best served cold.
Because if it was served warm it would be Justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm, it would be justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold ......
Because if it was served warm it would be justwater
Justice Is A Dish Best Served Cold.
Otherwise It Would Be Justwater
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