I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing...
But this is as close as I could get.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Social distancing has led to Hooters offering delivery to your door.
Theyβre changing their name to Knockers.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Social distancing is just a step in the right direction.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Social Distancing Pickup Lines
- If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?
- Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket are you happy to be within 6 ft of me?
- Can't spell virus without U and I.
- Do you need toilet paper cuz I can be your Prince Charmin.
- I saw you checking me out from across the bar, stay there.
- Hey Baby! Can I ship you a drink?
- Can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T.
credit: some facebook post i saw.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
There is a lot of concern amongst the flat earth brigade with regards social distancing.
Theyβre worried itβs going to push people over the edge......
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Due to social distancing, everyone is asking Kim Jung Un how far six feet is Exactly!
Because he is the supreme ruler.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
I feel like I've regressed to an earlier age because of all the social distancing.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Everyone keeps telling me to practice social distancing,
but when am I supposed to stop practicing and actually do it?
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︎ Aug 05 2020
When it comes to shops that don't have social distancing lines
I don't know where I stand.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
My dad is a social distancing champ !
I haven't seen him since 2005
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Why are hippies good at social distancing?
Because they are used to being spaced out.
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︎ Apr 13 2020
What do you call sick highschoolers who practice social distancing?
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︎ Mar 23 2020
I am learning to cope with social distancing.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Experts warn that all this social distancing is causing a lot of stress, anxiety, and depression.
The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.
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︎ May 12 2020
Due to social distancing, I had a conversation with a spider today,
Seems nice, heβs a web designer
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︎ Mar 26 2020
You know what I'm using to help maintain social distancing?
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︎ Apr 06 2020
I heard Mike Bloomberg isn't actually social distancing...
He says he stays at 6 feet, but we all know he stands at 5'8".
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Right now everyone in Cleveland is taking social distancing very seriously. Even the walkway around the lake is empty
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Army soldiers can't comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement.
But everyone in the Navy can fathom it.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
What cheese is best at social distancing?
Provalone
(not really original...just adapted to current times)
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︎ Apr 13 2020
As we continue to deal with the mask wearing, social distancing and uncertainty through the coming weeks, we canβt lose sight of how important it is to continue taking these precautions.
As much as it sucks, itβs better to be safe than SARS-y
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Ever since this social distancing thing started
Everyone's been so spaced out.
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︎ Mar 22 2020
Whatβs the hardest part of organizing social distancing?
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︎ Apr 29 2020
I will not be practicing social distancing..
I am much safer with my usual anti social distancing.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Stay inside, practise social distancing and keep clean...
Meow meow meow, we are becoming cats π
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︎ Mar 20 2020
I don't practice "social distancing."
After 30 years of social anxiety and a deep disgust of humanity in general, I operate on an "expert" level.
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︎ Mar 15 2020
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.
This is as close as I could get.
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︎ Mar 22 2020
I tried my best to come up with a joke about social distancing.
But this is as close as I could get.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
I tried very hard to come up with a joke about social distancing.
But this is as close as I could get.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.
This is as close as I could get.
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︎ Aug 14 2020
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing
But this is as close as I could get
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︎ May 06 2020
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.
But this is as close as I can get.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Social Distancing.
Day 5 of social distancing:
I struck up a conversation with a spider today! He was nice, his name is Dave, and heβs a web designer!
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