What happens when people refuse to social distance?
A Police officer called Roxanne told me how to social distance,
She said "don't stand, don't stand so close to me"
Did you know Bennie and The Jets were the first group to social distance ?
I just learned that now we have to social-distance at the beach and mark a 6-foot perimeter!
Well, I'm drawing a line in the sand.
WARNING- If you dont social distance yourself now, you will
Social distancing doesn’t work
No matter how far apart two people are, there’s only four feet between them!
I don't get how it's possible to reduce the social distancing requirement from six feet to three feet.
In almost all cases its impossible to have three feet between 2 people.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing...
But this is as close as I could get.
Social distancing has led to Hooters offering delivery to your door.
They’re changing their name to Knockers.
Social Distancing Pickup Lines
- If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?
- Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket are you happy to be within 6 ft of me?
- Can't spell virus without U and I.
- Do you need toilet paper cuz I can be your Prince Charmin.
- I saw you checking me out from across the bar, stay there.
- Hey Baby! Can I ship you a drink?
- Can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T.
credit: some facebook post i saw.
Social distancing is just a step in the right direction.
There is a lot of concern amongst the flat earth brigade with regards social distancing.
They’re worried it’s going to push people over the edge......
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
Due to social distancing, everyone is asking Kim Jung Un how far six feet is Exactly!
Because he is the supreme ruler.
I feel like I've regressed to an earlier age because of all the social distancing.
What did the socially distanced yoga instructor say to her students
Nama stay six feet apart from people
Everyone keeps telling me to practice social distancing,
but when am I supposed to stop practicing and actually do it?
When it comes to shops that don't have social distancing lines
I don't know where I stand.
My dad is a social distancing champ !
I haven't seen him since 2005
Why are hippies good at social distancing?
Because they are used to being spaced out.
What do you call sick highschoolers who practice social distancing?
I am learning to cope with social distancing.
You know what I'm using to help maintain social distancing?
Experts warn that all this social distancing is causing a lot of stress, anxiety, and depression.
The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.
I heard Mike Bloomberg isn't actually social distancing...
He says he stays at 6 feet, but we all know he stands at 5'8".
Due to social distancing, I had a conversation with a spider today,
Seems nice, he’s a web designer
Army soldiers can't comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement.
But everyone in the Navy can fathom it.
Right now everyone in Cleveland is taking social distancing very seriously. Even the walkway around the lake is empty
Ever since this social distancing thing started
Everyone's been so spaced out.
What cheese is best at social distancing?
Provalone
(not really original...just adapted to current times)
As we continue to deal with the mask wearing, social distancing and uncertainty through the coming weeks, we can’t lose sight of how important it is to continue taking these precautions.
As much as it sucks, it’s better to be safe than SARS-y
I will not be practicing social distancing..
I am much safer with my usual anti social distancing.
What’s the hardest part of organizing social distancing?
Stay inside, practise social distancing and keep clean...
Meow meow meow, we are becoming cats 🐈
I don't practice "social distancing."
After 30 years of social anxiety and a deep disgust of humanity in general, I operate on an "expert" level.
Do you know what group of people is really struggling with the pandemic?
Flat earthers, the social distancing is really putting them over the edge.
The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed
My 11 year old and I were coming out of a store and someone just parked right next to our car.
She said. Our cars aren’t social distancing! You don’t want them to get ...CARona virus do you?
Proud moment.
Hello
I need a dad joke for school about social distancing. Does anyone have one?
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.
This is as close as I could get.
I tried very hard to come up with a joke about social distancing.
But this is as close as I could get.
I tried my best to come up with a joke about social distancing.
But this is as close as I could get.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.
This is as close as I could get.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing
But this is as close as I could get
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.
But this is as close as I can get.
Social Distancing.
Day 5 of social distancing:
I struck up a conversation with a spider today! He was nice, his name is Dave, and he’s a web designer!
You know what group of people that have been struggling with the pandemic?
Flat Earthers. Social distancing is really putting them over the edge
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
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