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Tree joke
Did you hear Santa got charged for flying around the yew forest? He was charged with evasion of taxus.
How do you know all woodpeckers love heavy metal music?
Because theyβre all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).
For six days of the week, I appreciate oak trees.
The other day? That's a firs day.
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, βWait! Iβm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned, βAnd you will dialogue!"
Do you know who should donate to #teamtrees?
Yew
I tried to change the wood of my table but got yelled at
I was just trying to spruce things up
A father and son are walking through their garden and stops in front of a tree
Father: "For 18 years i've watched you grow up to be a great young adult, you have your whole life ahead of you. I'm so proud of Yew."
What did the man say to his favourite tree?
I love Yew
What did the teenager tree say to to the other teenager tree after getting caught misbehaving.
Yew wood too.
When I have a cold, I can speak the language of the forest quite...
Flu-Ently.
I have a very motivational Tree in my yard...
Every time I leave it yells out, "I'm ROOTIN' for ya!"
My fiance and I were in bed and she said to me "I love you"
I told her "I like trees as well but you don't see me going on about it"
I saw a documentary on the production of wood pulp the other day
It was "paper-view!"
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Unfortunately it seemed a tad informal. If it wasn't accurate, I guess it was just "Pulp Fiction"
