A list of puns related to "Tong"
I guess it was open prawn surgery
She won, She had the hammer.
Me: That's a whisk I'm willing to take.
Son: "Dad? Can you make me a burger?"
Dad: "Sure! (waives tongs like a magic wand) POOF! You're a burger!"
(Dad laughing hysterically. Son rolls eyes)
Speaking in tongs
The Tong Song
We're all sitting around the table as we scoop and tong all the things we want to eat. My brother-in-law is grabbing some pasta salad when my dad lays down this gem.
Dad: Hey Tim, can you pass-da-salad?
Tim: Yeah, sure. Oh god...
My dad and I proceed to laugh for about 5 minutes as the rest of the family sit their shaking their heads.
"Will you hand me the grabby things for picking up salad?"
"Tongs?"
"No, thank YOU"
My child was not amused.
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