This morning I saw an animal trailer transporting a few female sheep

I thought they were usually ram packed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megabot3001
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What is the favorite mode of transportation for accountants?

Tax-is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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A master woodworker needed transportation, so he built a motorcycle out of the best lumber in the workshop.

It wooden start

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What do bees do when they have to use public transport?

Wait at the buzz stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What's The Name Of The Dutch Transport Minister?

Laurie Van Truk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EastLondonVideo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Berlin transport company know their memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vino8855
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What’s the best way to transport a giant foot?

toe truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.

So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/15_Redstones
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0LL3CT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Why are trains the best form of transportation?

Because they have a proven track record

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IzzetAGoblin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Egyptian Council Leader: the public transport in Cairo is terrible.

Egyptian Transport Secretary: We need a new bus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?

The Oscar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lead_the_leader
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My wife during The Transporter: Oh look, it's Jason Stathamscope
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmewhyte
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I'm starting a business focused solely on transporting Capra aegagrus hircus. We'll have slings, bags, and more.

It's called Totes My Goats!

(Capra aegagrus hircus is the scientific name for goats)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunOverdose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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A pirate is transported to modern day and stumbles upon a lumber mill while looking for work. When the pirate is asked if he knows how to use any of the tools...

He replies, "Arkansas".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dominant_Dankster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I bought a Transporter van.

Whenever I drive it I feel like Jason Statham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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What's a werewolf's favourite mode of transport?

A lunar cycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colour_of_cows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What is a musician's favorite method of transportation?

Debussy

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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A large truck transporting wigs and toupees has crashed on a major highway sending its cargo everywhere.

Police are still combing the area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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How do drugsdealers transport there drugs?

They take the highway.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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As a dyslexic person who frequently fails to board the proper means of public transportation...

Whoops, wrong bus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What's an equestrian's favorite mode of transportation?

A Horsche

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamsux
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I'm trying to get broomstick to be a more popular mode of transport,

But that's just witchful thinking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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I asked my friend for some exercises I could do while commuting on public transport.

My friend asked me what I was train...ing for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Filthydogg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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What is a dog's favorite mode of transportation?

A waggin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goat_chortle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Courtesy of Transport for Greater Manchester. May require minor football knowledge..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchipelagoMind
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Earlier today a prison transport collided with a cementtruck

The police is now on the look-out for five hardened criminals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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If you hear something, say something

I originally posted this in r/MaliciousCompliance, but several commenters thought it would be good here as well. I hope this isn't a re-run for too many of you.

This was years ago when my son was starting middle school. I was transporting him and a group of his new friends. One of the friends was French, and spoke French at home. My son mentioned that I had taken French in high school, and so one of his friends asked me to say something in French and see if French girl could understand me.

Before I go on, a note on parenting style: we joke around with our kids all the time. I know that not all parents joke with their children; some of my kids' friends enjoyed to a dad who makes a joke, and some would look at me like I grew a second head.

So I said to the French girl, Β«quelque choseΒ». Immediately the friends turned to French girl and asked "What did he say?"

I waited, wondering whether she would join my joke.

A sly smile crept across her face as she said, "he said...something". The rest of the trip, the friends tried to convince her to reveal what it was that I had said. Β«quelque choseΒ» is the French phrase for "something".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mermaldad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What is a slugs favorite mode of transportation?

A Snailboat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheClassicKidTV
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?

A BITEcycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshuaFnBoyer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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You may think philosophers are more helpful than archaic forms of transportation,

but I think you're putting Decartes before the horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abeannis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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If Transformers was about Spanish transportation

Would it be a fight between the autobΓΊs and deceptaviΓ³n?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dethmstr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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transportation related body part puns idea list

Examples

Shoebaru , Subaru Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi Legsus, lexus Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXduyasseneXx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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What do you call 5 cents in a water transport mechanism?

Pump-a-Nickel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onesyboy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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Three groups of people were travelling

A group of English folks, a group of French and a group of Spaniards.

They all needed to get to Germany, but couldn't agree on a mode of transport.

So the English drove, the French took the train and the Spanish flew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlassDeviant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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If there is a country that has rollercoasters as the main method of transportation, what is it called?

Coaster Rica

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coh_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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What is Harry Potter’s favourite mode of transportation?

Walking............... JK Rowling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eluceadtenebras
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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What is the author Harry Potter's favorite method of transportation?

Walking.

JK Rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RowsingBreddit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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What did Hannibal use to transport his army's equipment across the alps?

The elephant of supplies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMonster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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What does the transport of large river-dwelling mammals have in common with the father of modern medicine?

They're both Hippocrates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarrenWaters
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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What is the favorite mode of transportation for accountants?

Tax-is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What's a mathematician's favourite mode of transport?

A RhomBus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExplosiveLlama
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2016
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