22 Hilarious Worship Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Did you know that Mortal Kombat was actually based on an old Scandinavian worship song?

A Finnish Hymn

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👤︎ u/BV203

📅︎ May 18 2021

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What do you call a small insect that bites Muslims in their house of worship?

A mosque-ito

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum

📅︎ Apr 05 2021

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Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.

Thank you for coming to my Tết talk.

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_COOKIERECIPES

📅︎ Feb 06 2021

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What does water worship?

A Goddamn

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👤︎ u/Asadleafsfan

📅︎ Dec 21 2020

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What do you call a religion that worships cannonballs?

Some might say it doesn’t exist so it isn’t canon in history, but if it existed, it would be called.....

Cannibalism

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👤︎ u/anormalpersonno8

📅︎ Dec 10 2020

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I think my wife worships me.

She puts burnt offerings in front of me everyday.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Dec 17 2020

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In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea

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👤︎ u/Outrageous_Desk_2187

📅︎ Nov 16 2020

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Is anyone interested in my religion that worships pinto beans?

We believe they're holy frijoles!

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👤︎ u/doublegoldendragon

📅︎ Aug 08 2020

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What do you call someone who worships diseases?

A plague-an

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👤︎ u/OniLewds

📅︎ Sep 28 2020

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How do mice worship?

By praising cheeses.

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👤︎ u/emjay144

📅︎ Aug 07 2020

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Who do the dairy people worship?

Cheeses.

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👤︎ u/kaylicious17

📅︎ Aug 16 2020

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Which deity did the Aztecs worship at lunchtime?

Pretzelcoatl

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👤︎ u/dragontail

📅︎ Jul 17 2020

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What do you call insects that bite you during worship?

Mosque-itos.

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👤︎ u/jomr

📅︎ Jun 02 2020

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I heard about a cult that worships the number zero.

Is nothing sacred?

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👤︎ u/flipester

📅︎ Apr 15 2019

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What do you call Ancient Egyptian males that worship the sun?

Ramen

(Joke derived from u/praetorsolaris)

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👤︎ u/TROLLDLLR

📅︎ Feb 09 2020

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I'm EGGnostic I worship the egg

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👤︎ u/magicmaxmark

📅︎ May 23 2019

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Who do Texan Muslims worship?

Y’allah

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👤︎ u/RHS_Aidan

📅︎ Apr 16 2018

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In house of worship today, I prayed, "deity of choice, please help me to be less judgemental!"

Then I thought, "stop judging yourself, you bastard!"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 06 2019

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sacreligious

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👤︎ u/Ahernia

📅︎ Mar 28 2017

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What do you call someone that worships The Fonz?

An ayyye theist.

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👤︎ u/StripedTiger711

📅︎ Dec 15 2017

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I tried to join a worship group...

But it was diffi CULT

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👤︎ u/KingMidas99

📅︎ Sep 28 2015

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Raking at my place of worship gave birth to an unfunny dad joke

I was gathering the leaves from my huge pile of leaves and placing them in a garbage bag inside of a garbage can. To squeeze them down, I lifted my foot up and stomped on the leaves. One of my buddies who's like 13 says to me from the other side of the fence "All you can do is hurt leaves." I stare back at him and say "so the others know they better leave me alone."

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👤︎ u/elcielo17

📅︎ Nov 23 2014

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