Do black and white count as colors?
Why won’t Trump be able enter the White House on January 21st?
Why can’t trump go to the White House anymore?
What is white and hurts when you get it in your eye?
The Trump White House is so polite these days.
Everyone there is saying “Pardon me” all the time now.
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?
What did the White House say when Trump left and refused to attend the inauguration?
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally can’t even
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....
Does this make it a chicken coup?
What's black and white and ruled in Rome?
A man & his wife were taking a winter stroll & admiring the trees that were glistening white with ice & snow. A stranger walked past them and said, “Beautiful hoar-frost!”
The man replied, “Why thank you kind sir, but my name’s not Frost.”
Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.
My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.
Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
Pretty fly for a white guy
What's the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?
A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.
What kind of watch does Snow White like to wear?
It doesn't matter if you're black or white, or gay or straight
At the end of the day, it's night.
When the White Death loaded his rifle...
The Russians were Finnished
What’s white and can’t climb trees?
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux
I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....
He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.
What do you call it when Walter White has a bad trip?
How does poseidon get his robes so white?
What did the black bean say to the white bean?
"Hey dude, how've you bean?"
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
What is black, white and red all over?
What do you call it when Vanna White turns a letter other than a consonant?
Which animal has the biggest breasts
I was kidnapped by mimes once
They did unspeakable things to me
Why can't Trump come back into the white house?
Why can't Trump enter the White House?
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
Why can’t Trump go to the White House?
Why can’t Donald trump have the White House
Trump can’t go to white house anymore coz it’s for-biden
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