Do black and white count as colors?

It's a gray area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Who_GNU
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Why won’t Trump be able enter the White House on January 21st?

It’s forbiden

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Why can’t trump go to the White House anymore?

Because it’s FOR BIDEN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arminfcb10
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What is white and hurts when you get it in your eye?

A plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HESDERS1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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The Trump White House is so polite these days.

Everyone there is saying β€œPardon me” all the time now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/world-shaker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What’s white and annoying at breakfast?

An avalanche

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeepinHunter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garth177
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What did the White House say when Trump left and refused to attend the inauguration?

Ok. Bi-den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WolfyDaWuf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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A Bishop's Twitter Post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealAjmera
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.

Patrick the Panda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?

Wet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irishlamb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?

Cuz they literally can’t even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?

Bi den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DancinOnTheMoon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....

Does this make it a chicken coup?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigFrank97
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Dan Rather asks, "Why is the White House suddenly a very polite place to work?" twitter.com/DanRather/sta…
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What's black and white and ruled in Rome?

Julius Zebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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A man & his wife were taking a winter stroll & admiring the trees that were glistening white with ice & snow. A stranger walked past them and said, β€œBeautiful hoar-frost!”

The man replied, β€œWhy thank you kind sir, but my name’s not Frost.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.

My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonoHannabira
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Pretty fly for a white guy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What's the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?

A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What kind of watch does Snow White like to wear?

An Apple Watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AT360306
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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It doesn't matter if you're black or white, or gay or straight

At the end of the day, it's night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Speedypanda4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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When the White Death loaded his rifle...

The Russians were Finnished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLazyTiger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What’s white and can’t climb trees?

A fridge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faithy87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?

They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.

I'm mass-turd-baiting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klratz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....

He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What do you call it when Walter White has a bad trip?

Baking bad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/excalibron
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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How does poseidon get his robes so white?

We washes them with tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowtheguiri
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What did the black bean say to the white bean?

"Hey dude, how've you bean?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moralTortilla
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.

Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What is black, white and red all over?

A penguin in a blender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ur-main-man-gabe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you call it when Vanna White turns a letter other than a consonant?

A vowel movement

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Which animal has the biggest breasts

A zebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeke_Smith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I was kidnapped by mimes once

They did unspeakable things to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IS3OO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why can't Trump come back into the white house?

Because its for-biden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreeMemez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why can't Trump enter the White House?

Because its forbidden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upsurge11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What’s white and annoying at breakfast?

An avalanche

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Why can’t Trump go to the White House?

Because it’s forBiden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nav_the_gamer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why can’t Donald trump have the White House

Because it is for biden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GalacticArnav
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Trump can’t go to white house anymore coz it’s for-biden
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamadRajput
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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