Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his pants bartender says “aye mate you have a steering wheeling hanging from your pants”
Pirate replies “arrrgh I know and it’s driving me nuts!”
There’s third wheeling, then there’s...
Technically we're all third wheeling our footwear
You could say they're your sole mates
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheeling sticking out of his crotch. The bartender says, “Hey man, what’s with the wheel?”
The pirate says back, “Arrr! it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
The police is working tirelessly to catch him.
What has 4 wheels and flies ?
What's yellow and has wheels?
A BANANA I lied about the wheels
Did you hear about the guy in a parachute that crashed into a Ferris wheel?
He's slowly coming around
What did the pirate say in regards to his steering wheel belt buckle??
A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.
Why did the teenager give a shoe with wheels a math test?
Because he wanted to make a skate bored!
Our cooking teacher gave us a notice about the part of our upcoming exam where we'd be working with cheese wheels...
"It'll be grated on a curve."
A man went to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants
The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"
My invention was amazing! After many many attempts, I finally got a two-wheeled vehicle to stand on its own!
I guess tri, tri again is the way.
I replaced my steering wheel with a computer storage device
There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
Pirate goes to doctor to have groin pain checked. Dr. looks down pirates pants and says, “you have a captain’s steering wheel in your pants.”
Pirate replied, “arghh, it’s driving me nuts”.
Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.
He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
What did the person who discovered the wheel say?
What a revolutionary discovery!
So I was buying cheese the other day when the clerk came out with a large wheel. Problem is, they tripped, landing on the wheel and crushed it. He asked if I still wanted it. I said no. He asked why.
I simple told him "It's no Gouda!"
Before the invention of the wheel...
...everything was a drag.
It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
What do you call an Iron Wheel at an Amusement Park?
Is this amusement-park big wheel made of iron?
Yes. It's a ferrous wheel
What does a pirate say when he’s got a steering wheel in his pants?
Arghhh you’re driving me nuts
I've just accidently superglued a steering wheel to my testicles
It's driving me nuts.....
I can understand why the invention of the wheel is looked upon as one of the most important achievements of mankind
It was a very pivotal moment
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
He likes the "r", but he loves the "c"!
What do you call a drug on wheels?
A man has been stealing wheels off police cars
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
A pirate walked into a bar. He had a steering wheel in his pants.
He said to the bartender, “Arr, it’s driving me nuts!”
What's green with wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"
Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."
A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him
Man seen stealing police car wheels.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
A pirate walks into a bar and the barman says "do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants"
The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts
What has two wheels and flies?
What has 4 wheels and flies?
What has four wheels and flies?
BREAKING: A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
The police have been working tirelessly to catch him.
What has four wheels and flies?
A pirate with a ship’s wheel in his pants walks into a bar. The bartender can’t help but ask about it.
The pirate replies, “Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”
What has 4 wheels and flies?
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