An electric, rotating door that displays the news has been invented.

It's a shocking turn of events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hectice_raine
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Emphasis on laundry rotation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrimaryStrict
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I like it when the Earth rotates.

It really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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I was watching the rotation of the Earth, but I got bored after 24 hours.

And I called it a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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The earth's rotation really makes my day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Not sure why my owner's manual tells me to rotate my tires?

They do it all the time when I'm driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/20jonboy12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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β€œWould you like your tires rotated sir?” Dad: β€œI’m pretty sure they rotate when I drive buddy, haha.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/njurdie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I wish a good rotation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyborg8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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I just love how often reposted jokes rotate...

It makes my reddit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Astronomers got tired of watching the Earth rotate after 24 hours

so they decided to call it a day

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Wife got me with a jungle themed joke (Long-ish)

So we’ve got this FisherPrice Projector Mobile thing that projects a rotating imaging onto the ceiling. (Very nice little thing, highly suggest for babies)

Anyways... We’ve got it set up in the living room and Wife, Son, and I are laying on the ground in the dark watching it go round and round. It’s Jungle Themed, so a lion, elephant giraffe, tiger, a few monkeys, and so on...

We’re pointing out the different animals to Son and he’s repeating a few words here and there... When he starts waving and saying β€œHi” as a new animal rotates in.

So Wife goes, β€œHere comes the Lion. Can you say Hi to the Lion?”

And Son waves and says β€œHi!” and giggles.

Wife: β€œAnd there’s an Elephant! Can you Hi to the Elephant?”

Son: β€œHi... toots”

Wife: β€œYes! Toots! And here’s the next animal. Can you wave to the tiger?”

Son: β€œHi!”

Wife: β€œThat’s the β€˜Hi of the Tiger’”

Me: β€œ... πŸ’€ πŸ’€ πŸ’€β€

Wife: β€œYou love me... Look Son! A Zebra!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Desdomen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Two astronauts went to space and just sat in their shuttle watching the beautiful earth rotate.

After 24 hours, they finally had enough and decided to call it day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NegativePrimitive
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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I resolved to be more grateful this year...

So to start things off right, I'd just like to say... The rotation of the earth really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Attinaux
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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cycle, gyration, reel, revolution, rotation, run, spin, trundling, turn, twirl, undulation, whirl

Synonym roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustdashgaming
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Well.. We made another trip around the sun.

But it's the earth's rotation that really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jagee23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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On mobile the r/perfect loops suggestion showed a wheel of ck that rotated between o and i. It said ick ock ick ock…obviously the T was cut off from the top. But watching it with out the the T made me think of Wild Bill

Wild Bill Hickock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I like the way earth rotates.

It really makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/romeo_rocks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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When Earth rotates...

It really makes my day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Badjuju_Gamer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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I love the way the earth rotates.

It really makes my day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeSp00kMan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I love how the Earth rotates

It makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martmartm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I love the way the earth rotates

It really makes my day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memerijen200
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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The rotation of the earth

Really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elminster2031
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I love how the earth rotates

It just really makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Fraul-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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The rotation of Earth

.... really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I’m a huge fan of the rotation of the earth.

It really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajicMan101
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I love the way Earth rotates.

It really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Autistic_Spoon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I love the way the earth rotates.

It really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Horizon6_TwT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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I love the Earth's rotation.

It always makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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The rotation of the earth

Really makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I love the way the Earth rotates

It really makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reasonable-Loan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I just love how the earth rotates

It makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Depressed_Citrus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I love the rotation of the Earth,

It really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraPowerful
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjjsteen3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/christmasbush
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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I like the way the Earth rotates.

It makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bignate1213
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefisforfinance
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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I love the way the Earth rotates

It really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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The rotation of earth really makes my day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gumbynut
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I like the way the Earth rotates.

It makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bignate1213
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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The rotation of earth really makes my day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loonyen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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You know the rotation of earth really makes my day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/absolute-unit49
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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The rotation of the earth makes my day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TH3C0SM1CM0NK3Y
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I love the way the Earth rotates

It really makes my day!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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The rotation of the earth really makes my day.

Look up ^

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Race_The_StigO
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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The earth's rotation really makes my day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/urbi456
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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the rotation of the earth really makes my day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oscarturv
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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I love the way the earth rotates

it really makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufffer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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The earth doing a full rotation really makes my day

But doing a full lap around the sun makes my year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spudzzy03
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I love how the earth rotates

It really makes my day

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2016
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