What do you call an unreliable dishwasher?

Dishy-washy.

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👤︎ u/marimbloke
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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After my divorce I bought a laundromat...

12yo daughter who lives with her mom and visits periodically: How's the business? Me: A little wishy washy.

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👤︎ u/elzapatero
📅︎ Mar 18 2018
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Dadjoked by his own daughter (x-post from /r/Disney)

"My four year old daughter just made the best joke of her life regarding Mulan:
So we are all sitting here watching Disney Jr and they have a commercial for Mulan. I say 'Look, it's Fa Mulan!' To which she immediately responds 'Sometimes Mulan is Fa and sometimes she's near.' She didn't really understand why her mommy and daddy were rolling on the floor laughing!" Original post. Sorry if this isn't a proper post, I was kinda wishy-washy about posting unoriginal content but it made me laugh and I just had to share it! Hope it made ya smile :)

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📅︎ Feb 15 2014
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