Warn Puns

A list of puns related to "Warn"

I got in a car accident with a snow man and wanted to warn oncoming traffic

So I put out some snow cones.

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👤︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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What did the metaphysical highway sign say to warn drivers about wintry driving conditions?

Bridges may be, icy.

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👤︎ u/pippingigi
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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Experts warn that all this social distancing is causing a lot of stress, anxiety, and depression.

The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ May 12 2020
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Why did the WHO warn people about putting pandas in blenders?

Because it causes pandemix

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👤︎ u/zeek-lukhulu
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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How did Justin Timberlake try to warn us about the Asian Giant "Murder" Hornets?

It's gonna bee May

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👤︎ u/jazzywaffles84
📅︎ May 04 2020
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Scientists and programmers have gotten together to write computer code that will not only warn of future global warming but also take credit for inventing the internet.

It's an new Al-Gore-rithm

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👤︎ u/jonnyprophet
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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Cop: do you mind identifying the body? I must warn you it ispretty hacked up!

Me [tearing up]: yes, that’s my brother Reese. Cop: are you sure? Me: yes I’m sure, those are Reese’s pieces.

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👤︎ u/MrKrabs7382
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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I’ve got a heartfelt tale about my old car to tell, but I warn you:

It’s a bit of a Saab story

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👤︎ u/TinOfPop
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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I saw my friend getting attacked by a duck, and I tried to warn him.

It only made things worse.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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How do electricians warn each other about dangers on the job?

"Careful: this mega hurts"

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👤︎ u/tuto193
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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What do you call a drug dealer who also warns you about its harmful effects?

A Harmacist (harm assist)

PS:- Sorry I am not high today.

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👤︎ u/ibrainzz
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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My mate set me up on a blind date and he said, "I'd better warn you, she's expecting a baby."

I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a nappy...

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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Sep 08 2018
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Newspaper warns of escaped psychic Dwarf

Headline reads...

"Small Medium at Large!"

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👤︎ u/Bigjambo1
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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I don't get what Christians are trying to warn us about. Hell sounds like a great place

People are dying to get there.

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👤︎ u/4StoryADay4
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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Whenever I ask someone what you call a heaven-sent nun, I warn them that their answer's probably wrong.

After all, it's nun of the above

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👤︎ u/The_Cringe_Channel
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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I always warn my kids to never trust their shadows...

They're always acting shady.

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👤︎ u/This_Was_America
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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My milk warns me when it's going bad.

Spoiler alert.

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👤︎ u/sum_buddy
📅︎ Sep 02 2017
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PICKUP LINE PUNS (i made it just to warn you) youtube.com/watch?v=mtr0a…
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👤︎ u/GrantJohnson124
📅︎ Aug 16 2017
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Warn a Brother
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👤︎ u/adfroman23
📅︎ Mar 07 2013
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Why do the neighborhood signs warn me of the slow children at play?

Do I need to watch out because they are mentally slow? If they were just playing slowly, you would think they would see me coming and no sign would be needed.

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👤︎ u/chmcarro
📅︎ Jul 27 2015
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