What do you call a three humped camel? Pregnant..ha...ha...ha (flash's laugh)
I was playing video games and I perform this neat outplay so I turn to my brother, who is at the moment reading some stuff on the internet, and tell him: "Damn I'm good, give me a five!" to which he drops a dad bomb: -"Sorry, I'm left only with tens."
You get a lot of positive vibes from them!
Just to find out it doesn't rate your vibes?
They said they were doing a vibe czech
An oncologist.
Why couldn’t the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!
Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!
For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers
This Halloween, the only Candy I’m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues
“Halloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day
What’s a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood
What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost (goes).
How do you write a book about halloween? With a ghostwriter.
I’m going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do… by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely,
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?” The other monster replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.
The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you’re not will lead to a sweet reward.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it’s Election night.
I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I’m dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.
Why dident the skeleten go to the halloween party? Becuse he had no body to go with.
What did the bird say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!
What do Italian’s eat on Halloween? Fettucinni Afraid-o (Ha ha ha)
Why can’t the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!
What do ghosts eat for supper? Spooketi
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it’s Halloween!!
What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? Spelling.
She told me that all the management voiced their complaints and worries about a returning manager. And that the vibe was stressful and intense.
I stopped her and said "Wait, why wasn't your meeting held inside a building?"
Eyes rolled, deep sigh had. Felt really good.
I just couldn't get a vibe for the place. On top of that, the lighting in the library area was terrible.
Hard to read inn.
Dad and I were out to dinner at a nice restaurant. The waitress was young, had a hippy vibe about her, was chatty and during conversation mentioned that she was a vegan.
When Dad ended up ordering the venison, she turned to him with puppy dog eyes and said "But sir, you realise that's a little deer?"
Dad looked up at her, paused and said "That's OK, I think I can afford it".
