The Inuit boy couldn't get out of doing his homework before dinner, despite his various excuses.

His parents were having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevilOfDevon
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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Once a year, I take my family on a tour of various nuclear facilities.

While my kids like it, my wife says it’s just a power trip.

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I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill

I got mixed results.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrathan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...

I guess I'll give it the old collage try.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I once went to a Hispanic restaurant that specialized in various exotic cheeses. I asked what was on the menu.

β€œβ€˜Kay, so...” the waiter started

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotallyIneptWeeb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I have a website where I make videos and pics various custards.

Onlyflans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryan879
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I know people put mud on their faces for various benefits but I saw a sign the other day that said sewage treatment works

But trust me, it doesn’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nymphomanius
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Scientists are studying the effect of drugs on various seabirds.

They're leaving no tern unstoned.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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After the pilot had a sudden heart attack, an air traffic controller had to coach a passenger in landing a cargo jet full of various cuts of select Kobe beef

The steaks had never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Wreath of Various Fankies?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shorttyler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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I'm a prostitute servicing men and women out of various vehicles.

My prices are the bi rates of the car I be in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CineKayla
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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My friend is writing a research paper comparing the various versions of the Bible.

Turns out there is a lot of cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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I had to attend a seminar on various drilling methods.

Boring!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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What do they call a purportedly true, typically sensational, incident or phenomenon about which various secondhand accounts or anecdotes widely circulate in the Middle East?

A turban legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subduralempyema
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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At the university, I learned various methods for extracting honey.

I have a Bee Tech degree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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In one of my statistics classes, we were given a task to measure and analyze the fumes coming from tailpipes of various cars and to track their environmental impact.

It was exhausting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sum_buddy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2017
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A man broadcast himself reciting a single line of Shakespeare to various galaxies beyond our own.

The man’s performance was universal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carter16891
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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A gimmick restaurant that only serves various combinations of chips and dips

I'll call it 'Just The Dip'

(I'm pretty sure this hasn't been made)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riuchando
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2016
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While dining out my SO and I were talking about the demeanors of the various animals we eat.

Her: "Are cows nice?"

Me: "Of course they are. That's why we tip them."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Griswold00
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2016
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What do you call it when you see a dog wearing hot pants and various animal prints?

A fashion faux paws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aimsly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2011
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Cops finally caught the guy that stole like 5000+ bras from various Victoria's Secret stores

That must have been a really big bust

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greggersraymer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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Went clothes shopping with my dad. He followed me around the whole department asking if he "looks fat" in various items.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingomatemybaby
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2013
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