The Inuit boy couldn't get out of doing his homework before dinner, despite his various excuses.
His parents were having Nunavut.
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︎ May 19 2021
Once a year, I take my family on a tour of various nuclear facilities.
While my kids like it, my wife says itβs just a power trip.
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︎ May 04 2021
Iβve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
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︎ Nov 21 2020
We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...
I guess I'll give it the old collage try.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I once went to a Hispanic restaurant that specialized in various exotic cheeses. I asked what was on the menu.
ββKay, so...β the waiter started
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I have a website where I make videos and pics various custards.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I know people put mud on their faces for various benefits but I saw a sign the other day that said sewage treatment works
But trust me, it doesnβt
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Scientists are studying the effect of drugs on various seabirds.
They're leaving no tern unstoned.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
After the pilot had a sudden heart attack, an air traffic controller had to coach a passenger in landing a cargo jet full of various cuts of select Kobe beef
The steaks had never been higher
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︎ May 21 2020
Wreath of Various Fankies?
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︎ Oct 22 2018
I'm a prostitute servicing men and women out of various vehicles.
My prices are the bi rates of the car I be in.
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︎ Jul 06 2019
My friend is writing a research paper comparing the various versions of the Bible.
Turns out there is a lot of cross referencing.
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︎ May 19 2019
I had to attend a seminar on various drilling methods.
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︎ Sep 08 2018
What do they call a purportedly true, typically sensational, incident or phenomenon about which various secondhand accounts or anecdotes widely circulate in the Middle East?
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︎ Jan 20 2019
At the university, I learned various methods for extracting honey.
I have a Bee Tech degree.
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︎ Jan 21 2019
In one of my statistics classes, we were given a task to measure and analyze the fumes coming from tailpipes of various cars and to track their environmental impact.
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︎ Sep 07 2017
A man broadcast himself reciting a single line of Shakespeare to various galaxies beyond our own.
The manβs performance was universal.
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︎ Jan 09 2018
A gimmick restaurant that only serves various combinations of chips and dips
I'll call it 'Just The Dip'
(I'm pretty sure this hasn't been made)
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︎ Jul 18 2016
While dining out my SO and I were talking about the demeanors of the various animals we eat.
Her: "Are cows nice?"
Me: "Of course they are. That's why we tip them."
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︎ Oct 02 2016
What do you call it when you see a dog wearing hot pants and various animal prints?
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︎ Dec 08 2011
Cops finally caught the guy that stole like 5000+ bras from various Victoria's Secret stores
That must have been a really big bust
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︎ Feb 07 2014
Went clothes shopping with my dad. He followed me around the whole department asking if he "looks fat" in various items.
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︎ Oct 28 2013
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