TIL of Private First Class, Francis Liptonβ€” an American soldier in the Revolutionary war. Who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge.

It was the first known casual tea of war.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaw-Deez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Why do valley girls only hang out in odd numbers?

They just can't even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Are you a CEO in Silicon Valley?

Yeah, I surf on executive boards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDudeWalterEgo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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My mother-in-law always wanted to visit the Valley of a Thousand Hills, so I've booked her trip -

a week on each hill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What special dietary request did the vegan Silicon Valley tech nerd have for his artisan cheese order in the Whole Foods?

No Whey, Jose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...

...I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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My friend from Silicon Valley developed a dating app for water fowl.

"Gandr"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WorldsMostDad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Chores at Valley Forge?

George had 2000 lbs of Laundry to do. That's a washing-ton!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mftuchman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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A British explorer is leading an expedition through an uncharted valley deep in Africa.

About halfway through the valley, drumbeats started rolling from the mountains around them. Everyone in the party was confused, but the local guides started to panic.

"We HAVE to get out of here by sundown, OR ELSE".

The explorer orders his men to pick up the pace, and keep moving. A couple hours later, The drums start beating more and more frantically. Again, the guides say: "Keep moving, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE".

A bit later, the men hear horns echoing from the hills.

The explorer asks his guides: "what was that?"

They respond: "theres no time, we need to be out BEFORE SUNDOWN, we only have a few hours!!!".

Exasperated, the explorer asks "Why? What could be so urgent? And why do we have to get out by sundown?".

The guides reply, "at sundown, the bagpipe solo starts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeb1122
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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The T-Rex lumbered over the ridge and looked down at the numerous plant-eaters grazing in the lush, green valley. "This place is familiar," he said,

"I've eaten herbivore."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyOatey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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Why were the valleys always laughing?

Because the mountains were hill areas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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lol, it was so funny.. we drove out of town... *chuckles*, upwards out of the valley...

it was HILL AREAS!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axxx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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What is the name of the small stream that runs through Silicon Valley?

Facebrook

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rawsweater
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2016
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Got an email from my dad this morning from Silicon Valley

Dad: Microsoft is releasing a new browser that we are all trying to ban, but will prove difficult due to its widespread use, its called:

ID10TS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rmano90
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2016
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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why do valley girls walk in odd numbered groups?

because they can't even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Why do valley girls suck at math?

They can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4StoryADay4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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