A man burst into a ski resort in Vale, Colorado.

He shouted into the room, "Everywhere I go, there's a black bird that sticks to me. He sticks to my fleece jacket, my wool hat, even my velvet gloves!"

The concierge shakes his head and says, "Oh, that's just the Vale crow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Brought a candle upstairs before bed...

I knew my wife would have "Welcome to Night Vale" on before bed, so I brought up a candle for a little spooky ambiance.

Sure enough, she was absorbed by the show already when I got into the room. I said, "We had like sixteen of these downstairs."

She, not fully paying attention, said," sixteen of what? "

"Sixteen... CANDLES."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dog13000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2016
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