Formal vs Casual
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ABamboozledPretzel
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The iPhone vs Android debate has to stop!

It's too devicive.

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This just Peru-vs that puns are the highest tier of joke
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Australia Vs New Zealand

Do you know why Australia is better than New Zealand?

Australia has 6 stars and New Zealand only 4.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BorisLordofCats
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My dad didn't like the decision in Roe vs Wade

He said you had to see what type of river it was before you decide how to cross it.

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Captain America vs Wolverine imgur.com/Uhy8rOJ
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Steak vs onion
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Currently in the hospital after the birth of our third child. Wife talking to lactation consultant about supply vs demand.

I chime in, "Sounds like MILKroeconomics 101."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JoshSamBob
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Hamish vs Andy microphone pun, puntastic.
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When you are playing Mortal Combat vs Star Wars and your opponent is from Finland

Finnish him.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 25 2020
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You vs the curl he tells you not to worry about
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lady-Squishy
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Nice vs Not Nice people in France
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/elfyannn
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Just happened in Colorado Avalanche vs Pittsburgh Penguins

Announcer 1: did that puck just hit a penguin on the bench?

Announcer 2: no... I think it hit a player.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TuskenRaiders
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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A plastic bucket vs. a metal bucket . . .

Pails in comparison

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/boogerknows
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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In light of the recently release video of the democrats vs republicans asking why they are holding off the vote

What did the democrat say to the republican at the dinner?

Will you pass the bill already?!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/moose_da_goose
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Windows vs Linux
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Harishan64
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Hard pour corn vs soft pour corn
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Putindoors vs Putoutdoors
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FeMiR6226
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McGregor vs May Weather
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vanquar8
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From the game 'Plants vs. Zombies'
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Fried_Cheesee
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Pedestrians vs Automobiles: Pedestrians have the right-of-way...

Until they try to prove it!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mylar321
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What's the difference in a duck descending towards land vs a duck descending towards water?

One is going to land on land, but the other won't water on water. ...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MYZS
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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The result of Germany vs South Korea in World Cup
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Future_Banner
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Gen Z vs Gen X

it's gonna be the Battle of The Ages

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NordLeaf
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Pun vs. meme breakroom battle....
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Cleft palette vs. cleffed pallet
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Belgium vs Brazil names
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Byumbyum
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I was watching a chess champion vs a boxing champion match.

The chess player had a mean right rook!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HWPDxEAGLE954x
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 25 2018
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You guys know the undertaker vs Kane buried alive match?

Yeah they were both in grave danger.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ghost_Wish
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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if an immigrant fights a pedophile, is that alien vs predator?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mr_Eggs
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Couple Vs Few

My nephew: So if a couple is 2, and a few is 3, what is 4 and 5?

Me: 9

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 18 2014
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Dad joke vs Rush Hour

Takes from a WhatsApp group chat-

Mum: Running late bus has broken down on the motorway.

Dad: You should have taken the car.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/redhood84
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Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bike vs a scruffy looking man on a tricycle?

Attire

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/countrywithcaroline
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Shorts vs Pants

more of a philosophical thought, since we call short pants "shorts, why do we not call long pants "longs"?

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Virus vs. Retrovirus imgur.com/ieV06rT
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Mom vs Excessive Yogurt choices
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Watching Rangers vs Penguins game when..

Dad randomly chuckles and says "If Sidney Crosby kidnapped Rick Nash's son, it would be Crosby Steals Nash's Young." I laugh, girlfriend and mother groan.

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Your welcome mat vs you're welcome matt youtu.be/KYVrJHTV1HU
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Zesty54321
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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While watching USA vs Argentina

My dad: Are we playing the Pirates?

Me: What???

My dad: Are we playing the Pirates? motions to the tv It says ARG.

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McDonald's till employee vs dad.

Just got home from a trip to McDonalds with my dad. The till worker's name tag was ivonna.

My dad catches on quickly with a big grin oh his face.

"Ivonna bacon swiss melt". ..........

Really?

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A plastic bucket vs. a metal bucket . . .

pails in comparison

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