Rematch Puns

A list of puns related to "Rematch"

And just like that, 2020 won. Better start trainimg for the rematch in 12 months...it will be 2020 two.
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👤︎ u/squarepeg101
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers"

So I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.

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👤︎ u/farrukhsshah
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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A police officer just pulled me over. The officer came up to my window and said “papers?”

I yelled “scissors, I win!” and drove off. He’s been chasing me for 45 minutes now... I'm pretty sure he wants a rematch.

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👤︎ u/CJFates
📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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