No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...

β€œI play a little guitar!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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My son asked me to get him an Ukulele..

I thought he just played a little guitar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PILEoSHEET
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I was carrying my ukulele around in its case and my friend asked, "You play an instrument?"

I replied, "Yeah, I play a little guitar."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SgtDonkey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Did the ukulele win the race?

No. It was close, but no guitar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdofras
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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While learning a song on her ukulele:

GF - I don't know what A minor is.

Me - It's a person under the age of 18.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garysgotaboner82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2016
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I bought my son a Bass.

But Dad, I wanted a Ukulele.
Ah well, your Ukulele just passed puberty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdityaBiswabandhu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Asked someone if they played any instruments

β€œI used to play a little guitar.”

β€œIsn’t that a ukulele?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeventhShin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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Dad got my sister who went LARPing over the weekend

My sister went to a LARP over the weekend as a bard and brought her ukulele. My dad had this to say when she got back

"You know, you better be careful running around the woods with your ukulele. You could get minstrel cramps."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2014
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high school teacher got me

I went to visit my old high school with some friends while on i'm break from college. We were talking to one of our teachers and music came up. I go, "i play bass, ukulele, and little guitar." the teacher goes "a ukulele IS a little guitar." face-palming ensued

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ur_moms_a_hookr69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2014
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I was carrying my ukulele in its case at school and my friend asked, "You play an instrument?"

I replied, "Yeah, I play a little guitar."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7Aero7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2017
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