Ukulele Puns

“I play a little guitar!"

I thought he just played a little guitar.

I replied, "Yeah, I play a little guitar."

No. It was close, but no guitar.

GF - I don't know what A minor is.

Me - It's a person under the age of 18.

But Dad, I wanted a Ukulele.
Ah well, your Ukulele just passed puberty.

“I used to play a little guitar.”

“Isn’t that a ukulele?”

My sister went to a LARP over the weekend as a bard and brought her ukulele. My dad had this to say when she got back

"You know, you better be careful running around the woods with your ukulele. You could get minstrel cramps."

I went to visit my old high school with some friends while on i'm break from college. We were talking to one of our teachers and music came up. I go, "i play bass, ukulele, and little guitar." the teacher goes "a ukulele IS a little guitar." face-palming ensued

I replied, "Yeah, I play a little guitar."