Twinning
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︎ Jan 30 2020
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
....and the second one Duplikate.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
My friend told me, βYour wife and daughter look like twins!β
I said, βWell, they were separated at birth.β
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Twin brothers just had a birthday
One turned twenty. The other turned twenty too.
(Trust me it works when you say it out loud)
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︎ Dec 31 2020
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.
Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
My twins give me chills, dehydration, fatigue, fever, loss of appetite, and extreme diarrhea.
Their names are Sam and Ella.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
My friend Jay recently had twins, and want to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What did the Hispanic firefighter name his twin sons?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
My brother just had twins so I invited him to join the group.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Womb-mates is an acceptable term for twins
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
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︎ Mar 21 2020
My friend just found out she will be giving birth to twins in 9 months!
For now, they're just cell mates.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
My wife told me that she was pregnant with twin girls.
I told her that I wanted to name the first one Kate. She asked what I wanted to name the second one. I answered Duplicate.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What do you call conjoined twins that have emotionally bonded?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess.... we are raised differently.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
My sister had twins, a boy and a girl, and asked for help naming them.
She liked my suggestion of calling the girl Denise, but had second thoughts when I suggested calling the boy Danephew.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
A man called his twin brother from prison
βHey remember when we were kids and use to finish each otherβs sentences?β
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︎ Mar 03 2020
My twin preschool boys were playing with foam letters in the bathtub.
One happened to put the letter T into a toy stacking cup I was holding. I tried to give it to him but he didn't want it.
So I turned to my other son and said, "Hmm, guess it's not his cup of T".
Neither 3yo got it so I had to tell someone.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
A pediatric surgeon sewed his kids together as a new form of punishment.
If you canβt beat βem, join βem.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Why aren't high school twins afraid of getting mono?
Because they get stereo instead!
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︎ Oct 02 2020
What are male twins inside a pregnant woman called?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Two women were sharing the same ID card
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︎ Sep 12 2020
How did mama Moose differentiate between her twin son Moose?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
What did the drummer call his twin sons?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
There is only one you in the whole world...
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Why is a pregnant horse faster than a regular horse?
Because the pregnant one has two horsepower.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
If I were doing any better, Iβd be twins. Then again...
If I were twins, Iβd be beside myself.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
My kids were watching a show about identical twins re-united after being separated at birth, and in disbelief that they were wearing matching outfits when they met up.
I said, well, they do have the same genes.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
If I have twin daughters, I'll name one Kate
And I'll name the other DupliKate
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one photo......
...... because if youβve seen Juan youβve seen Amal
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So, I have an uncle once removed.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
........and the second one DupliKate.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
If I had twins I'd name the first one Bill
The second one is Doubill
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What did the drummers call his twin daughters?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
What's the name of Kate's identical twin?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
My dad was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
I have an uncle, once removed.
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︎ Apr 08 2020
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
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