'An Inconvenient Truth' should be classed as a horror film.

There's so much Gore in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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If you have trouble believing someone is telling the truth or not; ask them if they like big butts

For they cannot lie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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The truth about bruised bananas

is they're simply unappealing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoesMemories
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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The shocking truth of why 6 was afraid of 7 revealed here.

7 was a Registered 6 offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Smith82
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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What do you call a house that always tells the truth?

Real estate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnowledgeOfMuir
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Technically the truth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mk4rim
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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How do you call a robot that only tells you the truth?

A fax machine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chillyproductions
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Ant thats the truth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jqlrogksn2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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the truth is what we need
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awal0124
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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What is the truth about all those Thanksgiving turkey jokes?

They are just a bunch of tomfoolery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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We should have known this year was gonna suck. We were never gonna end the year as winners. The writing was on the wall. At the end of the year, we should have known we'd be facing the truth-

2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krigito
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I once saw two men quarreling because both claimed that his family name is Fuck and the other is lying. After seeing their IDs, I found out that only one man was telling the truth, the one with the first name What.

What, the actual Fuck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I want my brand to become THE dairy alternative for the post truth era.

The people believe in Fake Moos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themiracy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Former VP made A movie called An Inconvenient Truth

But he should have started a band named the Al Gore Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elusivblak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What candy tells the truth?

...a nestle speaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arc-ion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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He really is saying the truth doe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/memesgmm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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The truth is out!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theveganmoth
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I can never tell the truth when I'm in bed...

Because once I've made the bed, I have to lie on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Findrel_Underbakk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Harsh truth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My 6yo girl: our Shih-Tzu never tells the truth

Because he’s a lyin’ dog...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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The truth about duck tape
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Tell me the truth, are you?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/albanianbitchee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Technically the truth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Where is truth produced?

In the fact-ory.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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The truth has been revealed
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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The truth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D1amondcrusher1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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The hard truth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/free_30_day_trial
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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6 months and still no reply. They’re afraid of the truth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kellyann59
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Thats the truth right there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rypper12345
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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How can you tell when Truth tells a lie?

When it makes a False move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zxphenomenalxz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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That one harp never told the truth

He was known to be a lyre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashnakag
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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The hard truths.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcastichedgeh0g
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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My doctor told me I can't handle the truth

What a liar!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What did the angry lie say to the truth?

FACT U!

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I said "kansas" like "kansaw" like you know, how "arkansas" is pronounced, and once my bf told me the truth, i spent my life seeing who would correct me and it wasnt suprising.

I was told a long time ago your true friends will be honest with you, especially if it's not something that will hurt your feelings really bad.

So this life long joke of "kansaw" was only ever corrected by boyfriends, best friends, and family. Others were people thinking i meant "warsaw" in which i frantically said oh no no no!

I made a point to be say this one main line like "omg can a tornado in kansaw just suck me out of this"

"Maybe i should move to Kansaw where its just wind and tornadoe shelters"

I tried to make it come up organically as possible though.

But the other times where people said nothing, some of these people good friends, now have a joke behind my back but i had it behind their backs first....

Life is fun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashhtreeee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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The truth is that neither love nor money that makes the world go round

It’s F=G(m1m2)/r^2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Actual truth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLUXXIX
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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An untold truth...

... Its untold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/griefcase69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Why do writers have to tell the truth?

Because if not, they would be called wrongers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ki11ah75
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Son, it is time you hear the truth. Father Christmas and the Easter Bunny are not real. Mum and I bring you the gifts.

Son: I know Mum already told me. She also said that uncle Mike is the stork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acbro3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Can you hand-le the truth?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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The inevitable truth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zgold2192
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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If you're lying in bed, can you tell the truth?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatGamer581
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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