A list of puns related to "The Truth"
It was a sign.
For they cannot lie
is they're simply unappealing
7 was a Registered 6 offender.
Real estate.
A fax machine
They are just a bunch of tomfoolery.
What, the actual Fuck.
2021
The people believe in Fake Moos.
...a nestle speaking
Because once I've made the bed, I have to lie on it.
Because heβs a lyinβ dog...
He was known to be a lyre
What a liar!
FACT U!
I was told a long time ago your true friends will be honest with you, especially if it's not something that will hurt your feelings really bad.
So this life long joke of "kansaw" was only ever corrected by boyfriends, best friends, and family. Others were people thinking i meant "warsaw" in which i frantically said oh no no no!
I made a point to be say this one main line like "omg can a tornado in kansaw just suck me out of this"
"Maybe i should move to Kansaw where its just wind and tornadoe shelters"
I tried to make it come up organically as possible though.
But the other times where people said nothing, some of these people good friends, now have a joke behind my back but i had it behind their backs first....
Life is fun
Itβs F=G(m1m2)/r^2
Because if not, they would be called wrongers.
Son: I know Mum already told me. She also said that uncle Mike is the stork.
Settle for a good fantasy.
Gay men are fucking assholes.
Itβs serious, Honest-Lee.
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