The fruit juice diet

A guy walks into a bar and orders just a plain old normal beer. "I couldn't wait to get out of the house and around normal foods and drinks again. My wife started one of those tropical fruit juice diets for the New Year. The house is completely full of the stuff," the guy complains. "It's enough to make a mango crazy."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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