I cannot wait for the next Quantum Physicist triathlon...
I'm going to stand beside the bikes and yell out their speeds. They'll get so lost they'll end back at the starting line.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I reckon I can run faster than a shark.
So, if it was a Triathlon, it would come down to, which one of us was better at riding a bike....Right!
Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water.
Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.
