If Tony Stark was born in ancient Italy
He would've called himself the Iron Roman.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why.
He just looked at me and said,
"They're GREAT!"
Did you hear about the guy who murdered Cap'n, Tony and Sam?
He's this country's most notorious cereal killer
How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark’s parents?
Did you hear about the Pokemon Trainer who got an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony?
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
What does Tony Hawk use to landscape his yard?
What dating app does Tony hawk use?
Ever wondered why there are so many people named Tony in New York?
It’s because on their luggage it said To N.Y
“Hey Tony, how is it that your shirts are always wrinkle free?”
What is Tony Stark's favorite form of humor?
A fan approached Tony Stark and asked how does he keep himself fit
Tony Stark used the Mark 50 in Infinity War and Bruce Banner used the...
Why did Tony Stark put a tracker on Natasha?
Because she was always Romanoff
What would you call Tony Stark if he lived in the ocean?
Why are so many Italian immigrants called Tony?
Because they all wore signs saying "To NY."
What do you call it when the Italian mafia bribes the judges of the Tony awards so they can control who wins?
Tony the Tiger was charged with first degree murder yesterday...
Guess he was a cereal killer.
Little Known Fact: Matthew Broderick almost beat out Robert Downey Jr for the role of Tony Stark
When Downey got the role, they had to change the movie title to Iron Man instead of Ferrous Bueller's Day Off.
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
Tony Stark Dad Joke
Tony: Hey Steve. Come over here.
Steve: Yeah?
Tony: Look at this.
Tony: shows Steve a picture of a knee
Steve: What’s that?
Tony: It’s your knee, Cap.
My wife asked if Tony Romo was still playing for the Cowboys. I said he was working for CBS as a plain potato.
Because he’s a commentator.
It's weird that the name Tony is common, but the name Fingerelbow isn't.
Tony Stark builds super-advanced tech and dangerous weapons in order to keep the world safe?
They should call him Iron-y Man.
What kind of cheeses does Tony the Tiger put on pizza?
I asked my dad how uncle Tony died?
He said a bus ran over his finger.
I said a bus can't kill you by running over your finger.
He said it can if you're scratching your ass at the time.
What did Tony the Tiger say to the milk jug when asked about a bunch of swollen raisins sitting in the corner of the fridge?
Who is Tony Soprano’s favorite wizard?
Me: Hey Tony, can you spell your name backwards?
Tony Hawk's 900 really changed skateboarding...
I guess you could say it was revolutionary.
Tony Soprano makes a dad joke
Tony: So your father tells me you’re taking up astronomy in college?
Kevin: No, business.
Tony: Well how come he (points to father) keeps saying you’re taking up space in school?
Why does Tony the Tiger love purple fruit?
Tony the Tiger is dead... Murdered!
How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark’s family?
How much did it cost Hydra to kill Tony Stark's parents?
How much did it cost to kill Tony Stark's Parents
What do you call it when the Italian mafia bribes the judges of the Tony awards so they can control who wins?
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