WANTED (for 6* Motes): Adamantoise [Ah, damn! Man, 'toise over here blockin' up my screen.]
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My favorite toise artwork πŸ’¦
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c'Γ¨ il toise
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Toises boises, glock loading noises
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5* A Damn Toise sub-30 youtu.be/RkWd-769lQU
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my boys char-i-zard, blast TOISE, and venasaur
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Tur...toise, Pen & Paper, A4 imgur.com/9QeXXLe
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Farm attackers celebrate in house after murder & mutilation of farmer. Toise South Africa (15th March 2020) sauncut.co.za/farm-attack…
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Blastoise? Nah. Toise Boi All The Way
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TIL that a Toise is a unit of measure for length, area and volume originating in pre-revolutionary France, which was used in Portugal, Brazil and other parts of the Portuguese Empire until the adoption of the Metric system. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toi…
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
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Hey all, new to this reddit and just looking for abit of advice on this awesome game

Lil back story I picked this up on launch and played it until you first get to pulse, think I got Alexander and then some friends wanted me to join them with something and then after a month away I forgot how to battle and etc

I didn't give the game the time and respect it deserved however!!

I downloaded on gamepass 😁😁 and am going for a complete 100% play through, im currently in the weird tower thingy with big stoney sword boys and a flying centerpeedey type thing but I've gone back to the first areas to pick up more missions

Couple questions as for a 100% run goes the have all weapons and accessories does that mean have all at 1 time or does at least have owned at some point ie I've got flamberge and rebought a blazfire sabre (forgive my doelling I know it's terrible)

So I came back to the first pulse areas and that massive guy that ate a bird or adamantoise (I can't remember from the opening video) he just walking about man!!! He huuuugee!!

I've got 3 pairs of sprint shoes I was running lightning/fang/sazh but now I've got hope in as I've heard he a power house and he's got max hawkeye etc. My cp is currently at 500,000 with all primary and secondary roles maxed (I'm abit of a grinder by nature lol) I do know that there are faster ways (I hear of a growth egg or something?)

Apart from like chocobo digging how can I start grinding money or should I wait abit later?

I can brutally murder the baby adamntoises (I feel awful πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚) but the big Bois take 1 step and it's a hopeful L'cie salad with extra fangs and a dash of lightning to go lol

I know its tough but I haven't finished this game yet so no story spoilers please but ya can say like "on chapter 12 do this" or "postgame for that" etc. I don't even know how many chapters are in this game lol but I'm looking forward to doing the next 1, alot easier choice on favourite party members as there's only the main 2 and pokemon of choice... (so I hear anyway)

Love this game I'm currently sitting at 75 hours and really taking my time with it πŸ™‚

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
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E or ß?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazekam
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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharmaji1301
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No spoilers
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk2ec
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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School Was Clothed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennydoe
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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