I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Lil back story I picked this up on launch and played it until you first get to pulse, think I got Alexander and then some friends wanted me to join them with something and then after a month away I forgot how to battle and etc
I didn't give the game the time and respect it deserved however!!
I downloaded on gamepass 😁😁 and am going for a complete 100% play through, im currently in the weird tower thingy with big stoney sword boys and a flying centerpeedey type thing but I've gone back to the first areas to pick up more missions
Couple questions as for a 100% run goes the have all weapons and accessories does that mean have all at 1 time or does at least have owned at some point ie I've got flamberge and rebought a blazfire sabre (forgive my doelling I know it's terrible)
So I came back to the first pulse areas and that massive guy that ate a bird or adamantoise (I can't remember from the opening video) he just walking about man!!! He huuuugee!!
I've got 3 pairs of sprint shoes I was running lightning/fang/sazh but now I've got hope in as I've heard he a power house and he's got max hawkeye etc. My cp is currently at 500,000 with all primary and secondary roles maxed (I'm abit of a grinder by nature lol) I do know that there are faster ways (I hear of a growth egg or something?)
Apart from like chocobo digging how can I start grinding money or should I wait abit later?
I can brutally murder the baby adamntoises (I feel awful 😅😂) but the big Bois take 1 step and it's a hopeful L'cie salad with extra fangs and a dash of lightning to go lol
I know its tough but I haven't finished this game yet so no story spoilers please but ya can say like "on chapter 12 do this" or "postgame for that" etc. I don't even know how many chapters are in this game lol but I'm looking forward to doing the next 1, alot easier choice on favourite party members as there's only the main 2 and pokemon of choice... (so I hear anyway)
Love this game I'm currently sitting at 75 hours and really taking my time with it 🙂
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
