I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
I've heard so much about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one talks aboutβ¦
β¦the other four letters?
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
I told my family that I've got the eye of the tiger!
Now it just says, "tger."
A lion is walking through the Safari...
He walks up to a zebra and says, "hey zebra, guess what? I'm a tiger." The zebra rolls it's eyes and the lion walks away. Next, the lion sees a giraffe and says, "hey giraffe, guess what? I'm a tiger." The giraffe scoffs and turns away. Finally, the lion walks up to a chimpanzee and says, "yo chimp, guess what? I'm a tiger..."
The chimp looks right back and the lion and says, "dude, will you quit lyin'..."
I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
