Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?

They caught a lot of meatwood flack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burritovore
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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I’m planning a paint themed party for my friend, any paint/art themed puns I can use for the invitations?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MannnOfHammm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?

Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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The Earth without art is..

just eh!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What is the difference between an art installation and performance art?

Crap on your neighbors doorstep then ring the doorbell - that's an art installation.

Ring the doorbell THEN crap on his doorstep - that's performance art.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdb12345
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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The Earth without 'art'...

....is 'EH'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...

It was stolen from right under my nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramzert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.

Nice touch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tombsing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.

They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmanzero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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The result of an art competition...

Is a draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewrmshin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I just read in the newspaper: "Painting stolen from art museum found by a set of dustbins."

Those dustbins must be very intelligent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I was pondering some of the practical arts that are dying out like silversmithing and coppersmithing.

One of the most tragic is the art of hand making exit signs which is really on the way out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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If Da Vinci saw the Mona Lisa in an art museum,

I think he would have Louvred it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAWICA2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Why was the art restorer sent to prison?

He was a Monet launderer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Have you heard the news about the Art club going missing.

They disappeared without a trace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alike01
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What's the difference between baseball and Chinese martial arts?

In baseball, many men chew, but few men smoke. In Chinese martial arts, many men smoke, but fu manchu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beanhedge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. β€œState of the Art,” he said, β€œIt cost me a fortune.”

I said, β€œAwesome. What type is it?”

He said, β€œ Two thirty.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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The only type of art that people despised

Fart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Thought you all might enjoy the art I made for new ears eve
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πŸ‘€︎ u/duskyfoxer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Who improved the art of stealing to perfection?

Rob Boss.

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I was going to get a tattoo in Madrid, but the tattoo artist I wanted to go to got in trouble for making some anti government tattoo art, which was quite a surprise

No one expects the Spanish ink sedition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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He knows the subtle art of denial

Because he Noes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Did you hear about the baker who started taking martial arts classes?

After only 4 weeks he was a black belt in Tae Kwon Dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrubZ0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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The art of policing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/7L2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.

But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.

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I was going to study the art of treating the body by rubbing and kneading my wife's body to stimulate circulation...

But then I found out that would be massage-ony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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The art critic had to see a podiatrist.

He was diagnosed with aesthetes foot. (OC)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlappyWhite54
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?

they are both empty rappers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farmerette
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Old man Art was planting flowers in his front yard. The homeowners’ association fined him $100.

Yard Art is strictly prohibited.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What did the tutor call the 4th year art student's work?

A masterpiece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExterminatorRex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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Art isn't mine but the pun is.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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I would have won the art contest

But it ended in a draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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I've been trying to read a book called "The Advanced Art of Lockpicking"

But I just can't get into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjfufoensvdbfkd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I am a huge fan of the art of cooking steaks.

When done right, it is a rare medium done well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_EZ_3000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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I made it to the final round of the Art Competition, but didn’t win.

It turned out to be a draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedeafbadger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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My friends always say contemplating the meaning of art is the most philosophical side to art...

But when I’m drawing, deciding β€œ2B or not 2B” is the real question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InformerMaz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Someone should start a line of houses with state-of-the-art security systems

Call it "Sure-Lock Homes".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_jiujitsu_kid
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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Why didn't the famous clock in the art museum work?

It was a timeless piece of art

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuntsMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Did you hear about the art competition?

It ended in a draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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The van at my local art museum...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kmb1995
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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If Metallica went to the Jim Henson school of Arts and Media...

Would they graduate with a Master of Puppets?

(Kudos to my brother for this one.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GIFman2000
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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The art forgeries were discovered when the heads fell off the statues

Busted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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I gave the art restoration people very simple instructions

If it ain't baroque, don't fix it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Everybody at the martial arts dojo gets really excited about my car.

When I drive by, I can hear them shouting "KIA, KIA!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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β€œHey did you hear about the martial arts class that only accepted people with one leg?”

It was called Tae-one-toe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Narband
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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I heard they finally caught the art thief

But I think he was framed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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What would the earth be without art?

Just Eh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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