My bff and I want to go to a local art exhibit. Terrible art puns ensue
Martial arts pun
I was going to write a joke about martial arts, but I decided that it was to offensive
When I saw this art pun I knew I had to put it here
President Bush dad jokes his daughter (and the nation) during art gallery interview. [Video, @1:14]
Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:
Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?
Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.
Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.
Bush: That was definitely an art pun.
http://www.today.com/video/today/54864022#54864022
Edit: Grammar.
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But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What is the difference between an art installation and performance art?
Crap on your neighbors doorstep then ring the doorbell - that's an art installation.
Ring the doorbell THEN crap on his doorstep - that's performance art.
We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...
I guess I'll give it the old collage try.
The Earth without 'art'...
I never liked art teachers...
They were always a bit sketchy.
I got an F in art class on purpose
I wanted my report card to spell out F art
Found out martial arts expert Bruce Lee had a vegan brother
Where do vampires buy their art supplies?
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
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It was stolen from right under my nose.
Art supplies are a sound financial investment
That’s why it’s called “art appreciation”
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Where do you put crappy art?
...on the continental shelf.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said “I like to bill them later.”
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They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz
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My local bakery has a martial arts promotion going on
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The result of an art competition...
I have decided to go to a city in SW France to study history and art.
I figure, what do I have Toulouse.
When you see a panda doing martial arts
You just don't get surprised, you also get bamboozled
My son hates art so much that his body releases gas every time we talk about it
I just read in the newspaper: "Painting stolen from art museum found by a set of dustbins."
Those dustbins must be very intelligent.
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One of the most tragic is the art of hand making exit signs which is really on the way out.
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