“Oh, and what is this special talent?” Asked the priest.
The applicant walked up to the bells and slammed his face into the bell.
At first the priest was taken aback, but the sound from the bells was heavenly!
“You’re hired!!” He exclaimed.
The applicant jumped around in excitement and slipped, falling off the side of the belfry to the ground below.
The priest ran downstairs and outside to the sidewalk where the bell ringer lay dead.
A bystander asked “who is he?”
The priest responded “I don’t know his name, but his face sure rings a bell!”
“Isabell”,he said
-"Who is it?"
-"It's the love of your life"
-"Impossible! Beer doesn't speak!"
It's a dumb-bell.
He was later awarded the Nobel prize for his scientific achievements.
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BONGGGGGGGGG
The lunch bag of Notre Dame
On their own they are not really cute, but together they are adorable!
A no bell piece prize
I think he might be getting a big lump sum.
Bob...bells on "Bob's" tail ring
Credit: heard it the other day and made me laugh
Dumbell
Because the horns doesnt work
Cause he wanted a nobel prize
They were charged with re-belling.
Because it has a nice ring to it
It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
I told her they should get the Nobel Prize.
She just stared at me blankly for 8 seconds until she said.... “check out is at 10”
It’s almost never for them.
It was extremely messy and involved a lot of paperwork.
I sit on the toilet, strike the bell, and it goes, "Dung!"
Let that sink in.
The Salivation Army
The priest said he was unsure if he could hire him, but would give him a chance. The man went to the bell tower and started running into the bells head first to make the most beautiful sounds the priest had ever heard. Unfortunately, on his second attempt the man missed the bell and fell out of the tower and died. The priest ran outside to the body and asked the gathering crowd if anyone knew who he was and they all said no, but his face did ring a bell.
A few minutes later another man walked up and claimed that the armless man was a dead ringer for his brother.
He was found dead with a brass handle in his hand.
They’re calling it the Mystery of the Knock-Less Mobster.
They were trying to earn a Nobel Peace Prize
Him: Dude you know what's intense?
Me: Camping?
I laughed for a good 5 minutes
Pops recently got a new touchdown bell after breaking his getting far too excited over a football game. I came home from work the other day and before I can fully get through the door he rings the bell in my face, looks dead at me and says, "You are for whom it tolls."
Every time someone uses the washroom he yells "I can hear you tinkling!"
they had the spider web halloween decorations up and my dad said: you should really clean up in here, there's spider webs everywhere.
I pulled up and she said, "what can I get you?" And I replied, "I'll just have a moment for now."
Yesterday, the bell system was broken at school.
So my English teacher says, “Hey! Looks like they get the No-bell prize!”
There was silence in the classroom. The only noise to be heard was one boy in the back throwing his book to the ground.
It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
